Morgan Hill

Essayist. Humorist. Holding it all in because professional account but sarcastic and snarky. I have a lot to say.

[Morgan Hill @MorganHWrites]

@conz Two. And a waterproof pad in between or even over the top one.

[Morgan Hill @MorganHWrites]

@conz Try arnica gel or cream beforehand.

[Morgan Hill @MorganHWrites]

@upandgonetonc Preach!

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

funny how nobody cares about womens sports till trans kids wanna play and nobody cares about antique flutes till lizzo wants to play. hm.

[Morgan Hill @MorganHWrites]

@DebLukovich Yes.

[Morgan Hill @MorganHWrites]

@mikesroberti Watch your step!

[Morgan Hill @MorganHWrites]

@AdamAhlgrim Ice the area there. Ask in advance for a numbing cream. Buzzy Bee 🐝 (?) is a little stuffie that vibrates the area to distract + has a freezer pack. Good luck!!

[Morgan Hill @MorganHWrites]

@HonestTeenTalk Nose blindness. Invite a S.O. or potential S.O. over and he’ll apply soap, deodorant AND cologne! Problem solved! But now your house smells like teen love desperation. #womp #boysaregross

[Morgan Hill @MorganHWrites]

@mommajessiec Axe Body Spray

[Morgan Hill @MorganHWrites]

@Francis_M_G *puts in all chips on a bet I’ll win*

[Morgan Hill @MorganHWrites]

@Francis_M_G @Popehat I feel attacked.

[Morgan Hill @MorganHWrites]

@conz #4! You can take off the gems? Still, clear winner regardless.

[Morgan Hill @MorganHWrites]

@HonestTeenTalk Preach.

[Morgan Hill @MorganHWrites]

@HonestTeenTalk Or I’m putting it alone in the dryer with one dryer sheets so I CAN wear it again. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Morgan Hill @MorganHWrites]

@WriterlyTweets Rad! My cellulite problem is gone!

[Morgan Hill @MorganHWrites]

@EdgeOErin1 The teens got into the beer. Not my kids.

[Morgan Hill @MorganHWrites]

@mikesroberti Yes. You do.

[Morgan Hill @MorganHWrites]

My latest for @HonestTeenTalk WITH @HonestTeenTalk!
#parenting #teens #teenagers #parentingtips #summer

https://t.co/y7WQEnKUbf

[Morgan Hill @MorganHWrites]

@HonestTeenTalk 😂😂😂Truer words have never been Tweeted!

[Morgan Hill @MorganHWrites]

@dstiddypop43 Cracking joints (extra words for clarification: not, like, you know, weed)