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[morgs @MorganLesley1]

@HlavacRay @omaha_scanner @OmahaPolice This is true. But he was charged with exposure in 2008. In Texas.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

In 2012, a Burger King employee anonymously posted an image on 4-chan of him putting his feet in lettuce, with the caption:

"This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King."

It took 20 minutes for people to track down the branch the employee worked at and contact the news.

The next morning, Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the Burger King establishment and talked to the breakfast shift manager, who, upon seeing the offending photo, said, "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired."

[SharkDorito @SharkDorito]

@crazyclipsonly There’s a simple solution for this

[Omaha Scanner @omaha_scanner]

Shots Fired: 13th and William Street
Hispanic male shot off a handgun up to 20 times after his DoorDash delivery was wrong. He allegedly shot at the driver. He ran back into his apartment. Numerous callers.

[morgs @MorganLesley1]

Yeah don’t touch my mom

[Professor Switch @unluckybutter3]

Being cheap, I decided to let the premium Disney+ go and just have the one with ads. (I never even knew the shit was premium in the first place 🤦🏾‍♀️)

Well, I didn’t discuss this with the 5 year old. And he ain’t ever watched shit with an ad in his life. (He systematically skips them on YouTube.)

Well, while watching Wreck It Ralph, one just came on in the middle of the movie, and this lil boy said VERY clearly, without missing a beat, “what the fuck is this?” 😳

I think I owe him an ass whooping but, I too, wondered what the fuck is this…considering I JUST changed the damn plan last night lol they ain’t even give it to the end of the billing cycle!?!

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/Age9dHIkYN

[Brother Nature @BrotherNature]

Bro forgot he was a dog for a second 😂😂

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

if i was a wizard, this would be my wand

[🐌 @Wheeema]

They: break up hurts the most.

Me: ever had this?