Captain Morgan

jaded man-hater // she/her // gaslight, gatekeep, girl boss

[Captain Morgan @MorganMorefield]

Aye we’re pack animals Mary 🙏🏼🍀 #derrygirls #plussistermichael

[ًً @heartipink]

cow with ribbons to cheer you up

[Captain Morgan @MorganMorefield]

@caraaaline tummy ache?

[trash jones @jzux]

me when something really bad happens: i am strong, i will get through this

me when i am mildly inconvenienced: when will god kill me with lightning

[trash jones @jzux]

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up

[Captain Morgan @MorganMorefield]

@mikaylaspeicher I got one for Christmas and I live and breathe in it now!!

[ashnikko @ashnikko]

my new year’s resolution is to show a little more tasteful buttcrack

[Captain Morgan @MorganMorefield]

Thanks @ladygaga for spending 5,207 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Judas. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/yrUlRejm9J

[Captain Morgan @MorganMorefield]

@mikaylaspeicher @laylology it ain’t much but it’s honest work 🫡

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I may be a girl with huge tits, but first and foremost; I am a hater

[Captain Morgan @MorganMorefield]

Woof

[Ines | MAYHEM @PrincessDieNYC]

Idk I’m just so thankful we got “Always Remember Us This Way” at the Chromatica Ball

[nick ❤️‍🔥 @nickputation]

big day for annoying people

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i need songs to be 4 minutes again. i can’t w this tiktok length music anymore

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

not to be a bitch but I’m very into drinking water and laying down.

[jill scott heron🪐 @stillnotziora]

idc what y’all say, MY queen is still alive

[kim petras @kimpetras]

game of throats

[Captain Morgan @MorganMorefield]

The worst thing about commuting on the train instead of driving to work everyday is that I can’t take my bra off while I drive home

[Liv :P @liv_username]

My 5 year plan is to hang out with my friends and tell them i love them

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

this is genuinely one of the best pieces of television ever 😭