morganpatsy

birkenstock rockin | satellite stompin

[cat @caityy_cat]

all my group chats are going offff today and im just like

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Good morning to all my haters
And good afternoon to all my haters in Europe

[morganpatsy @MorganPatsy29]

fell asleep. woke up to the notif that my friend would be on the roof cause I didn’t respond to her text about a hot dog.

[morganpatsy @MorganPatsy29]

@caityy_cat girl

[el ✴︎˚｡⋆💤 @thesubwaymp3]

and FUCK the us mens hockey team

[morganpatsy @MorganPatsy29]

Hung out so hard we are at a wedding.

[morganpatsy @MorganPatsy29]

not to flex but 5 adult women just found a day that we can all hang out.

[D.O.C @DOC323123]

“I was hoping we could blame this on immigrants, or at least a minority. Turns out it was one of us unfortunately”

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

This is how it feels to have a job

[cat @caityy_cat]

ladies if you got hey girlied by a stranger and was given a years worth of time stamped proof your person was cheating would you believe the stranger or no? im tryin to see somethin

[She @___fari]

eggs be good until you start thinking too much

[morganpatsy @MorganPatsy29]

me at movie girls movie club

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

this cinephile shit easy

[morganpatsy @MorganPatsy29]

Forget airport crush I have an airport nemesis

[morganpatsy @MorganPatsy29]

I ran out of room in my suitcase. No one is surprised.

[morganpatsy @MorganPatsy29]

my favorite sport is sending people fuck ass things while they are sleeping so they have a very confusing morning

[morganpatsy @MorganPatsy29]

Black coffee is gross and people who say they enjoy it are lying.

[morganpatsy @MorganPatsy29]

my fyp sucks ass over here and I miss Dr Pepper

[morganpatsy @MorganPatsy29]

me live tweeting the bbc livestream info to caitlyn

[wtf gay eddie diaz @gaybuckleys]

lmfaooooo