m porgan

not affiliated with mtn dew, just a fan 😎

[m porgan @MorganPaul9]

Every time scooby starts talking I’m like holy shit that’s a talking dog wtf

[m porgan @MorganPaul9]

@BigBrainBenny No love for batter-dipped smh

[m porgan @MorganPaul9]

I understand neither sowing nor reaping so please do not say that shit to me

[m porgan @MorganPaul9]

LOL he’s really “going goblin mode” 🤣

[m porgan @MorganPaul9]

I would hang out with shaggy but I would NOT hang out with scooby. Bro just doin way too much

[m porgan @MorganPaul9]

Anyone else feel the sexual tension between these two?

[Trivial Memes @trivialmemes]

According to an NBC News report, upon release, farts can travel about 10 feet per second, or approximately 6.8 miles per hour. #sciencefriday

[m porgan @MorganPaul9]

@AndrewK_H2P That should’ve done NUMBERS man

[m porgan @MorganPaul9]

I hope this means my shadow ban will be lifted my tweets should be getting 100k-150k likes EASY but big daddy algo(rithm) decided my tweets were “spreading misinformation” when in reality they’re just scared of the truth and what that means to the status quo welcome to the future

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🚀💫♥️ Yesss!!! ♥️💫🚀

[m porgan @MorganPaul9]

This is the one

[m porgan @MorganPaul9]

What do I gotta tweet to get on the govt’s “do not draft” list?

[m porgan @MorganPaul9]

He’s wearing a hat !!

[m porgan @MorganPaul9]

@liv_connors Clutter is making a comeback

[m porgan @MorganPaul9]

Some early reads for 2022

[m porgan @MorganPaul9]

My man shaped his whole personality on being bullied in the 3rd grade

[m porgan @MorganPaul9]

Ok but the grinch does have a victim complex

[m porgan @MorganPaul9]

The masculine urge to give directions using only route numbers

[m porgan @MorganPaul9]

No work November, just stop showing up

[m porgan @MorganPaul9]

Alright it’s been 3 months time to rearrange some furniture

[m porgan @MorganPaul9]

Twitter funny asl after two beer…I’m liking everything