Morgan Poferl

Still drying off the primordial fluid, trying to figure out what's next.

[Morgan Poferl @MorganPoferl]

My boyfriend (somehow) just got mistaken for Ben Affleck. #fearThebeard #ArgoF*ckYourself

[Morgan Poferl @MorganPoferl]

Ryan Phillippe was extra chatty today. #CruelIntention?

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@JasonReitman Good to see you today! #Don'tBeAStranger

[Morgan Poferl @MorganPoferl]

Southwest Airlines- The City Bus of the Sky! #Ugh

[Nick Aragon @YoureNickAragon]

@MorganPoferl loved you in that scary movie. The one where that girl kept putting her foot in your mouth. #iwishshewasalone

[Morgan Poferl @MorganPoferl]

@_NDAragon Is this Kirwin?

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I waived idiotically from the window of a Thai restaurant this evening to @kumailn and @thegynomite. You guys are awesome! #I'mNotACreep

[Morgan Poferl @MorganPoferl]

Forget anything with a heavy downbeat, Skinny Love is my go to workout jam #I'dBONEiver

[Pete Holmes @peteholmes]

Wow. I am over the moon! I can't thank my writers and producers and Conan enough! Ice cream for everyone! http://t.co/Z5WSxWKioN

[Morgan Poferl @MorganPoferl]

Yes, Harrison Ford. I can get you that tall bold. #YOLOwithhanSOLO #Yes,TimeForLoveDR.JONES

[Morgan Poferl @MorganPoferl]

Make your coffee taste less like... Coffee? #McStarbucks #I'mHatingIt

[Morgan Poferl @MorganPoferl]

I loved Jennifer Lawrence's performance in "Girl Who Falls Up" #Gravity

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WALTZing! Austria FTW! #Oscars

[Morgan Poferl @MorganPoferl]

Just thanked a Boba Fett in a yarmulke. Happy Purim!