Morgan Salinsky

Live Easy

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If you can keep your plants alive then we will not work out

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The people I'm going to the Bahamas with won't even let me sleep in my own bed tonight bc they don't think I'll wake up in time 😩😒😢

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Just bought a bikini then bought a burger ...

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Me leaving for the Bahamas

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Even though my neighbor jams all day and holds his conversations too long he saves me every time I have a problem that requires a man

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Who can say they have dogs this cute? ... No one?? That's what I thought

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It's amazing how a little rope makes the dogs go a wall

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I need to learn how to contour so my nose can look small

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@eslinkss recently changed her insta name to Liz... She's lying to everyone her name is Elizabeth and it makes it really hard on my life

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If her bra and underwear match when you take her clothes off, it wasn't you that decided to have sex.

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When we have to get 3rd 4th and 5th parties involved @pipsitup

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I HATE DOING LAUNDRY AT NIGHT my god it's scary .. Even though it's literally downstairs it seems like the longest walk I've ever taken 😅

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Resting bitch face always ... Because wrinkles

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I kill Instagram... So I'm sorry if you follow me #unfollowforunfollow

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When you realize you went 10 and 0 last night #winning

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You know you were drunk when you text someone your number

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@pipsitup Stacey we are in the middle of dinner... You don't want me to stand up and start celebrating like that

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Reporting abuse on @pipsitup via Instagram so now our living situation is just awkward