Morgan Seastrand

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

In a January 2007 meeting with Angela Merkel, Putin brought in his Labrador in front of the German Chancellor, who has a phobia of dogs.

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

Mom: You want something?

Me: A large fry

Mom: Yeah, can I get a small fry

Me:

[Morgan Seastrand @MorganSeastrand]

Me “are you gonna wear makeup for senior night?”

Tats “uh yeah. You really think I’m gonna go out there bare face for my photoshoot? If I’m gonna be the worst on the field I’m going to look the best.”

[Morgan Seastrand @MorganSeastrand]

@rumseycody Will it ever be enough ?? 😮‍💨

[Morgan Seastrand @MorganSeastrand]

Thought this was more relatable evidently was only relatable to 1 person

[Morgan Seastrand @MorganSeastrand]

Robots really be drawing the line at select images with crosswalks

[Morgan Seastrand @MorganSeastrand]

Robots really be drawing the line at select images with crosswalks

[Danny XCV @DABXCVTV]

Kathy gunna comment under the people magazine insta post “Kyle call me ❤️” #RHOBH

[Billionaire Tape @Tapeplus]

Give Vin Diesel a Hellcat and some scuba gear and he’ll find that submarine

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

That’s it

[𝑆 @leoninethings]

Me planning my vacations outside the country knowing that I have no money

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

your package “came”? in the “male” ??

[🐌 @Wheeema]

This is how big of a bed I want

[zeph @zxzxzeph]

Me as soon as I get anywhere:

[Strabo @zzstrabo]

@ChipotleTweets E Coli?

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

everyone hates me everyone wants to boil me and make me into soup today

[🅿️ @MattEsparz]

Dutch bros gotta be federal w the questions they be asking 🤨

[HTTP://BTTM @lil_slimebucket]

pour one out today