Morg

She/her/hers | First Year Experience Librarian | born, raised, with probably die a Midwesterner | all opinions are my own

[josh! @queersocialism]

nothing demonstrates just how little regard the state has for its citizens like hurricane season. every year the policy is basically “evacuate if you have the money or die!” no preventative measures, no improved infrastructure, just everyone fending for themselves

[Morg @MorganSederburg]

hey @MLB why are you so determined to prevent fans from watching their teams? There's no reason for blackouts in 2024. You greedy short-sighted fucks.

[Morg @MorganSederburg]

@oldenoughtosay Mine was breech until Tuesday and spent the entire 3rd tri kicking my cervix. He's so mad about being upside-down now

[Morg @MorganSederburg]

@oldenoughtosay I get mine Thursday! Haven't been this excited for a shot since the OG covid vax - well, maybe the 27 wk TDAP booster

[Morg @MorganSederburg]

@nkalamb At first glance I thought this was an Onion headline. I should really know better by now, yikes.

[Morg @MorganSederburg]

@the2scoops @anne_theriault This is how my mom and I start phone calls.

"Are you free, Mama?"

"I'm freeeee!"

Britcoms on PBS on Saturday nights shaped (or warped) my sense of humor completely

[Morg @MorganSederburg]

@oldenoughtosay I thought the washing machine was broken because I couldn't adjust the temp the other day. I had been hitting the start/pause button repeatedly instead of the temp control. Only 2 months to go....

[Rachael Denhollander @R_Denhollander]

When an athlete argues that abuse prevention measures like Safesport hamper potentially winning, that athlete has articulated two things:

1. Abuse might be needed to be a good athlete.

2. Winning is worth abuse.

Pare back the words, look at the ideas. She was clear.

[Morg @MorganSederburg]

@ebnyhottie Developed a raging coffee addiction that in hindsight makes perfect sense. Had a paper planner that stayed open on my dorm desk so I couldn't ignore it. The campus coffee shop knew my order for my 7:45 am classes. Rode the hyperfocus train whenever it turned up for papers.

[Morg @MorganSederburg]

Seriously. 3 routines were shown. Out of 13 in the first half of the rotation. Give us a damn quad box stream @nbc You've had gymnastics rights for 30 years and are still incompetent. Please learn from ESPN - they run circles around you.

[Morg @MorganSederburg]

Nice to see @nbc continuing its fine Olympic tradition of showing athletes standing around instead of the actual gymnastics happening. Absolutely embarrassing.

[Morg @MorganSederburg]

Uhh @USAGym featuring a dude who chose to wear a shirt with an M-16 rifle is a choice. The makers of that shirt also sell stuff that says "give violence a chance".

[Pamchenkova @Pamchenkova]

Vocals should've been banned for the 2025-2028 CoP.

[Dana Pellebon @ragingjourney]

Unacceptable. @DrSamiSchalk was peacefully sitting. I am enraged that the university, who’s rep was built on protests, feels okay with professors and students being arrested based on a rule that’s easily changeable.

[Jeff Melnick @melnickjeffrey1]

An active shooter alert, but the twist is that the school is the shooter.

[Morg @MorganSederburg]

@dieworkwear “It’ll ride up with wear” (no I didn’t watch too many britcoms as a kid why do you ask?)

[Morg @MorganSederburg]

@trentdwood Ew.

[Morg @MorganSederburg]

@drewmagary my dad kept accidentally getting Americanos on our family UK trip and handing them off to my little bro & me. We spent the trip very highly caffeinated until he discovered the magic words “drip/filter coffee”. Also, pee BEFORE you ride the London Eye

[Morg @MorganSederburg]

Watching UCLA gymnastics and it's clear @Pac12Network is sticking with their faves (crappy camera work and peppy PR for coaches w/ abuse allegations) to the bitter end. This network deserves to fail.