Morgan Wilfahrt

[Teej. @TJLang70]

Y’all remember like 10-15 years ago when shit was just funny without everyone getting offended

[KELBEL @lordkelvin619]

When i accidentally tell someone too much about how I'm feeling.

[That ‘70s Show @That70sActive]

Dear @netflix

[🐈‍⬛🎃America Is Musty🎃🐈‍⬛ @DragonflyJonez]

I can't believe camouflage actually fooled me I feel like a big fucking stupid moose

[Azikiwe @supatev]

Why drive 13 mins for food when I can sit here and have it brought to me for only $63 more?

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

If someone sent me $2000 I think I’d be less stressed

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

What are your Fourth of July plans? Merica. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Rob @thegallowboob]

next level social distancing game

[Casey Feigh @caseyfeigh]

My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me.”

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

me: hello i would like some spinach. just a normal amount for a normal person

grocery store: yea right. bet u love spinach u little spinach freak. here's a fucking brick of spinach. a literal bathtub full. u have 3 days to eat it all before it goes bad

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

my great great grandpa preforming his first ever show

circa. 1900

[AK @thaiteapapiii]

My great grandma raising the chickens on the farm (1942)

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

“you got this. you can work 5 days. you can do this for the rest of your life until you die.”

[Please Educate Yourself😎 @TimConcussion]

Direct Deposit: $1400
Me at Burger King:

[lloyd @lloydtheabstrac]

we really on a floating rock paying bills...

[Tony @espitia713]

$1400 well spent🙌🏻