Captain Morgan

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[catie turner @hashtagcatie]

can u wear a tankini on love island or would u be executed

[𝚃𝙷𝙺 @Thehorrorkid]

House of Wax opening with Deftones is cinema

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Why is it called dendle floss..

[jimothy @jameswilsons]

twin peaks' sheriff office w the laura palmer case

[cat 🧟 @spiralstqtic]

i love how this happened and it was just never mentioned again

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Bro you are lowkey mothering in those basketball shorts

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

The Drinking of a Sacred Beer

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

So embarrassing in an antique shop when I tried to buy a vase and it turned out to be the negative space between the faces of two other customers

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

In the club like oh to see without my eyes

[cat 🧟 @spiralstqtic]

take a look at banner michael!

[Maxine @harmedandfouled]

You are looking so handsome in your graphic T-shirt

[kate bush’s aquarius moon @cloudbusting]

cocteau twins i’ve decoded your subliminal messages and i accept your mission i await further instructions

[cholesterol is pseudoscience @ElDuderino40]

coworkers love every new tv show that comes out

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

I hate a. Bitch with an aesthetic... like be a person

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

inspector at the baby carrot factory: ok first of all these need to be MUCH wetter

[clare @sadderlizards]

can i come over and make thinly veiled jokes about how badly i’m doing

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

i was gonna carve our initials into a tree but whatever bro

[bort @tacobort]

The gap on my resumé is when I was a creature of the night

[✧ @northstardoll]

a friend’s boyfriend should be like an uncle or an enemy to u nothing more