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[BART THE SIMP @leylivin]

I really don’t like hanging out with people who don’t get hungry

[Rod. @RoddyIgnant]

My coworker 300lbs, talmbout this wind almost blew her away. Lady be for real.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Tom Brady takes a shot at Taylor Swift and the Chiefs during his Netflix roast special:

“Kansas City, you say your stadium is the loudest… it helps when all your fans are 14-year-old girls.”

[zae @itszaeok]

kendrick vs drake need to be wrapped up by tomorrow like this was fun but the met gala coming like the tl has plans booked already

[𖤐 𝓂𝒶𝓉𝓉𝒾ℯ 𝒹𝒶𝒹𝒹𝓎 𖤐 @budweiserbreath]

Somewhere there’s a girl waiting for a Snapchat back from one of these dweebs. Pray for our lost sister

[Professional Vibe Curator 🦧🥇 @GumboGoon]

I’d pick up a handful of these and shake them in my hands like skittles before eating 4 at a time

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

I miss when White people made really good White music. Like this is top shelf Caucasity right here. 😮‍💨🤌🏾

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

Uber Eats needs a airplane. I wanna order something from New Orleans

[Abbie Eaton @AbbieEaton4]

Guys I really don’t know the difference between affect and effect. I keep trying I just CAN’T

[Daniel D'Addario @DPD_]

this is the moment we’ve been training for. Gen Z meets Carrie Bradshaw. Let’s do this…

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Dear old people:

Waking up at 6am, tending to a garden, eating dinner at 5pm, reading books, and going to bed at 9:30pm feels amazing.

I was wrong. You were right.

[Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey]

I hate when people accuse me of lolly gagging when I'm quite clearly dilly dallying

[Miss McCoy™️🩰 @tristerrin]

And I’m adding 5 minutes for the inconvenience

[MS.PLAYTOOMUCH @47jessyka]

future n drake need to make up ngl cause what thats my favorite duo im sick

[Amiyah Scott @KingAmiyahScott]

him: “no”

me: