Goth Dad

[Goth Dad @Morgan_Greeson]

@cuethequin Fanks 🥺💕

[Goth Dad @Morgan_Greeson]

2 weeks without cigarettes🥳

[Goth Dad @Morgan_Greeson]

If you want to act a damn fool, I'm gonna treat you like a damn fool 🤗

[Goth Dad @Morgan_Greeson]

I was wondering why my body hurt so bad and then my boss told me we saw 120+ dogs per day, the past 3 days. I'm on day 3 of working 8 straight 🥴

[Goth Dad @Morgan_Greeson]

Thinking about the toy aussiedoodle we had in daycare today named Jerry Garcia

[Goth Dad @Morgan_Greeson]

The ick got me again and I'm ready to inject tussin directly into my bloodstream

[Goth Dad @Morgan_Greeson]

@censusband is posting their big announcement right when I get off work and now I'm so ready to go get this bread 🤘

[Goth Dad @Morgan_Greeson]

Stinky minky got a bath today and didn't even kill anyone. Mommy's so proud 🖤

[Goth Dad @Morgan_Greeson]

Whisper is taking up the whole bed and snoring like an old man but shes so comfy, I can't even pretend to be upset

[Goth Dad @Morgan_Greeson]

I'm so angry all the time 🤗

[Goth Dad @Morgan_Greeson]

The lady at Checkers kept calling me 'my love' and then told me to pull around to the front because she was making my fries and tendies fresh. Ma'am, I will kiss you.

[Goth Dad @Morgan_Greeson]

I'm sick and goddamn tired of being told wtf to do. I'm not a fucking child.

[Goth Dad @Morgan_Greeson]

Rest easy, Franklin. The kennel won't be the same without you, bubs. I hope you get all the people food and endless dinners in heaven. Love you forever, Mr. Lloyd 💙

[Goth Dad @Morgan_Greeson]

Depression showers hit different at 4 am

[Goth Dad @Morgan_Greeson]

Definitely not me having to explain to Willow again that unless she's hurt or in danger, there isn't a valid reason to be screaming at 5 am 🥲

[Goth Dad @Morgan_Greeson]

I am SO fuckin sad but the second anyone asks whats wrong, I shut down entirely 🤗

[Goth Dad @Morgan_Greeson]

If you don't get crossfaded at Friendsgiving, did you even go?

[Goth Dad @Morgan_Greeson]

Not my boyfriend having to call me 4 times to make sure I'm up in time for work at 2pm 😂

[Goth Dad @Morgan_Greeson]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME SIR 😍

[Goth Dad @Morgan_Greeson]

I haven't even been home a full day yet and my cat already doin the most 🤦‍♀️