morgan hodson

suck my ass

[morgan hodson @Morgan_Hodson]

Things that are fine: gender neutral bathrooms
Things that are not fine: a grown man holding the door open for me to enter a gender neutral bathroom after he left the seat up, didn’t flush, and didn’t wash his hands.

[morgan hodson @Morgan_Hodson]

Nothing can make me happier than my college corner stop owner who sold me single cigs and ✨other things✨complimenting my baby

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Can’t be touched because I listened to The Devil Went Down to Georgia before I walked into work

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My mom thought I was talking about Travis Scott when I got excited Kendrick Lamar would be on SNL this week🙃

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I don’t have words to explain the effect that “Unholy” by @samsmith has on me and I’ve only heard a part of it

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Full offense, I do not care about a single opinion on student loan debt that is against forgiving it.

If you’re so fortunate as to pay off your debt you cannot speak for those of us who systematically cannot

[morgan hodson @Morgan_Hodson]

Sad day to have a uterus

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Jack Sparrow sent me to settle his debt

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I can’t find formula for my baby but we’re worried about restricting abortion rights???

[morgan hodson @Morgan_Hodson]

Am I the only one who finds the news alternating between rich people paying for a spot on a commercial spaceship and Ukrainians pleading for assistance to keep themselves alive a little icky?

[morgan hodson @Morgan_Hodson]

@JerrySeinfeld if you’re seeing increased revenue from The Bee Movie it’s entirely because my daughter liked it once and my husband now puts it on anytime I leave them alone together

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Like I thought I’d lose respect for my secret lover Pete Davidson when he started dating Kim but instead I’ve gained respect for her through all of this

[morgan hodson @Morgan_Hodson]

Idc how good Kanye’s music is he is unstable??? He is a man child who got famous and never had to grow tf up🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[morgan hodson @Morgan_Hodson]

People only talking shit about Kendrick’s performance because he wasn’t allowed to say 1/4 of the words in his songs😬

[morgan hodson @Morgan_Hodson]

We all laughed real hard at Anjelah Johnson when she made the “only one nail?” joke when talking about “Fancy Nail”

After needing just one chipped nail fixed today I can honestly say I now have one fancy nail😬

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Just opened my google docs for the first time since leaving Pitt and clearly whatever bitch wrote those papers was not me

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Now taking high/low bets on whether I can hit 50 hours in 4 days this week

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Rough day but a girls gotta get a paycheck so let’s be sad on the drive into work like an adult😬

[morgan hodson @Morgan_Hodson]

@Tacobaae Hello yes, enjoying my sad life as always✌🏻

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@Tacobaae I’m sorry my heart thawed don’t be scared

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I can hear my neighbor through the wall telling her granddaughter “You are my BEAUTIFUL queen. I don’t care what anybody says you are MY queen, you are beautiful” and my heart is warm🥰