Morgan Murphy

I do comedy. I like sports.

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

It’s been cool of deepfake technology to provide us with so many laughs before dissolving what’s left of trust in the truth. I hope I at least die in a COOL subjective reality cuz if I get stuck with a bunch of dorks I’ll be pretty sad.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

If PRETTY WOMAN starred Willem Dafoe instead. Good God.

[Ernie Reyes Jr. @erniereyesjr]

33 years ago today @newlinecinema

[UConn Women’s Basketball @UConnWBB]

Twelve championships. One legendary journey. Welcome to the University of Connecticut Women's Basketball team.

The Dynasty: UConn Huskies — Streaming August 21 on Apple TV

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

@TheLesDixon @CardPurchaser ruh oh. they gotta start documenting all the inscriptions because more are getting graded no problem. maybe they do. I’m typing without learning because it’s faster.

[Women’s Hoops Network @WomensHoops_USA]

Awak Kuier tonight:

• 11 points
• 8 rebounds
• 7 BLOCKS
• 4 assists
• 4/8 FG

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

Awak with 7 blocks 🔥❤️

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

@CardsMax Tribute has some incredible stuff this year. Objectively beautiful.

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

happy birthday son

[Brandon Rahbar @BrandonRahbar]

Nikola Topić turns 21 years old today.

Incredible what he has accomplished before he could buy a beer.

NBA Champion
NBA Lottery Pick
2× ABA League Champion
Serbian League Champion
Serbian Cup Winner
All-ABA League Team
FIBA U18 European Championship MVP

ACL tear and recovery.
Beat testicular cancer.

Topić is slated to be healthy for Thunder training camp. His hoops career is just beginning.

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

@CardsMax @BookitWithTrent I’d pay $5,001. Should I make a bounty video in a bikini??

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

😍

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Dominique Malonga vs New York:

31 PTS
10 REB
14-20 FG

The first player in WNBA history with a 30/10 game on 70+ FG% before turning 21 years old.

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

@CardsMax They uh, messed up that listing, no? Can’t think of a reason to not include /5. Want me to fight someone? I probably won’t but it’ll be fun to imagine my karate.

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

@lil_buts 😂

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

https://t.co/3r39YpJ9hS

[WNBA @WNBA]

ROOKIE. CHAMPION. HISTORY. 👑

Azzi Fudd posts 30 PTS in the final round to become the first rookie in WNBA history to win the 3-Point Contest!

@StateFarm | #StateFarm3PT

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

IN RELATED NEWS: Remember when Azzi won the HS 3 pt contest in a boot?

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

AZZI FUDD IN A BOOT!! Jeeez-us. (Also both these girls are going to UConn next year 😂🔥 and Fudd is besties with Bueckers which you would also know if you had followed the under 17 US 🏀team but you dumb)

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

@RunGoodLife 😍

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

@OwenPence Was just eyeing one of these… 😍

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

And leading the league in shooting percentage!! At 34. Love her. I also can’t believe I’m typing “34” like it’s old. 😢

[I talk hoops 🏀 @trendyhoopstars]

Natasha Howard this week:

21 PTS | 15 RBS | 3 AST | 2 STL | 1 BLK
21 PTS | 14 RBS | 2 AST | 3 STL | 1 BLK

✨

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

@jemelehill Insanity. Outrage-stoking bots have mined CC engagement since the “you can’t see me” moment and people are being manipulated and radicalized by the same tactics and dis/misinfo that’s polarized so many narratives on social media over the last decade+. It’s infuriating & sad. 💔

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

@LowerBackPain04 Y are u correcting something I never said?

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

I like that the players get to make more money now but I deeply miss when uninformed people never talked about the WNBA. Alas, you cannot have growth in the modern age without the Hellscape of democratized keyboards and microphones that accompany increased attention. 🫠

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

Maybe we can make it so only 5 people get to talk at a given time and I get to personally decide who those people are. That feels fair.