Toast Malone

[Toast Malone @Morgan_Musto]

Watching Arsenal will give you this opinion

[Socialist Bucks @socialistbucks]

Men’s soccer has a far bigger watchability crisis than the NBA btw

[Toast Malone @Morgan_Musto]

“My streaming days are over…chat”

[Frost @FrostThaGod]

Kai Cenat released a video saying streaming was holding him back from his real passion Vivet but he's grateful he was able to make over 900 million from streaming to pursue his fashion and acting career 😬

"I have over 700 million in the bank my streaming days are over chat"

[Toast Malone @Morgan_Musto]

@river_is_nice The concept of someone that isn’t from NYC not knowing that NYC isn’t just Manhattan

[Toast Malone @Morgan_Musto]

Stupidest thing I’ve ever read maybe

[Toast Malone @Morgan_Musto]

Have never seen the price of a player factor in their wages over the life of their contract until city signed this guy for 20m

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Claims that Marc Guéhi would cost just £20M are misleading.

Sources close to the deal claim that Manchester City also paid a sizeable agent commission, while the defender’s wage demands were understood to be around £300,000 per week — amounting to £85.8M in salary alone over a five-and-a-half-year contract.

(Source: @JamesPearceLFC)

[Toast Malone @Morgan_Musto]

Foden figure it the fuck out bro

[Toast Malone @Morgan_Musto]

🫠

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ Rúben Dias will be out for 6 weeks with hamstring injury, Man City confirm.

Follows tibial fracture to right leg for Josko Gvardiol, another injury for City.

[Toast Malone @Morgan_Musto]

Savinho LW shift

[Toast Malone @Morgan_Musto]

@MUSTDIEmusic But writing good songs is difficult which is why you’re not famous

[Premier League @premierleague]

Hang it in the Louvre. 🖼️

@ErlingHaaland | @ManCity

[Toast Malone @Morgan_Musto]

I never want to see “Savio” kick a ball again

[Toast Malone @Morgan_Musto]

Get this guy in the Oval Office

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Mitch McConnell falls while being asked about ICE.

[Peter J. Hasson @peterjhasson]

"My political opponents are Nazis"

"Violence against Nazis is good"

..."of course I condemn this violence against my political opponents"

[Toast Malone @Morgan_Musto]

Dumbbell pressing 10 more lbs than my wife

[ry @RyanNice]

Pusha T & Malice were putting in some real work at the gym… (no ozempic round here)

[Squawka @Squawka]

Happy birthday to the fastest player in Premier League history to score 10 goals, 20 goals, 30 goals, 40 goals & 50 goals and the only player to reach 100 goal involvements in the competition in fewer than 100 games (94). 

The player with the most goals ever scored in a 38-game PL season (36), the only player to score a hat-trick in three consecutive PL home games and the first player to score 50+ goals in a top-flight season in England since 1931. 

Happy birthday, Erling Haaland. 🤖

[Toast Malone @Morgan_Musto]

@JohnnyAction_ Extremely common weed-smoker L

[Toast Malone @Morgan_Musto]

@JohnnyAction_ Everyone in awe of you’re aura (they think you’re schizophrenic)

[Toast Malone @Morgan_Musto]

10 PL goals this season 1 assisted by De bruyne

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Haaland without De Bruyne

[Toast Malone @Morgan_Musto]

@piersmorgan Give them a moral winners trophy so they have one for the next team pic

[Toast Malone @Morgan_Musto]

Come outside mbappe

[Manchester City @ManCity]

When @ErlingHaaland introduced himself to the @premierleague! 🧘‍♂️⚒️