Morgan Normand

“with peace and love” ✌🏼

[Morgan Normand @Morgan_Normand_]

My toxic trait is taking sleeping medication and registering for classes I think would be fun

[Morgan Normand @Morgan_Normand_]

My celebrity crush is @BillGates

[H3 GIFS @H3Gifs]

✨HI GIRL✨

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Those pushing the Big Lie don't have respect for the 81 million people who voted for my presidency.

That's not democracy. That’s not America.

[Morgan Normand @Morgan_Normand_]

@WaffleHouse how to I nominate my boss for unit manager of the year??? This is urgent!! 🚨

[Morgan Normand @Morgan_Normand_]

BuT dOO wE TeXT tHe EX?! pT. 2548

[Morgan Normand @Morgan_Normand_]

Question. Do we text the ex?

[Morgan Normand @Morgan_Normand_]

There are 2 types of people. Those who don’t think I’m funny. And those who vibe with my favor of mental illness. 🤭🤙🏻😋

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

If you haven’t seen this yet, watch.

[Millie @MillieNormand]

To think I was Hillary Clinton in a mock election in summer Government and lost. Hopefully I wasn't predicting the future. Then again...

[Millie @MillieNormand]

Me: Misses one math quiz

Online math class: Complete quiz to unlock assignment

Online math class: Quiz locked. Contact instructor

Me:

[CK @charley_ck14]

If there’s a movie about Elon, I want him to be played by Kathy Bates.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

two years ago Patti was made aware.

[Brian @byysportz]

Phillies fans watching their team get blown out by the Astros:

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Everyone in my life is so annoyed by me and it honestly makes a lot of sense.

[Chris Summers @csummers1127]

Fuck Greg Abbot, Ted Cruz, Marjorie Taylor green, Joe Manchin, John Cornyn, Lauren Boebert, Matt Gaetz, anyone else I’m missing. Fuck them all #Uvalde #RepublicansAreTheProblem

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

This is power in Texas.

[Morgan Normand @Morgan_Normand_]

Never underestimate the power of apologies, good morning texts, and random compliments.