Morgan

screaming crying shaking shitting

[erin @erinonfilm]

can i get uhhhhhhhhh a woman

[not j*ss @itsnotjess123]

so this is just gonna be about some random skinny girl being bullied and she just happens to be named Carrie

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

this summer i’ve seen the most fat girls in bikinis that i’ve seen any summer previously. my agenda is spreading!! fat girl get in that bikini!!

[solé @layxsnv]

bro it literally feels like this episode of victorious outside 😭

[Autistic Lauren 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @Autistic_Lauren]

Remember that SpongeBob episode where King Neptune made thousands of patties at once using magic and they tasted like slop, whilst SpongeBob’s single patty tasted amazing because it was made with love and dedication?

This is a post about AI

[George Alexopoulos @GPrime85]

"How did animators do this?"

Well you see, there's this thing called money. You give it to a bunch of talented artists for a couple years so they can afford stuff like food, and in return, they will produce something called a "movie"

[clintoris @clintoris]

It actually is that simple lol

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

The ironic part about every compliment we’ve gotten about the World Cup is what the guests are falling in love with is Diversity. It’s the thing that actually makes this place worth staying in and why we can’t allow it to be destroyed.

[Rashida Tlaib @RashidaTlaib]

Disgusting.

So disappointed in Governor Whitmer’s support of data center expansions in our state especially when so many Michiganders are opposed.

[Leesi ☽ꨄ︎☾ @LeesiBB]

fork found in kitchen

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

Fantasising about cheating on your non existent fiancé is peak incel behavior.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Every Mamdani report is like “New Yorkers have all been given a free puppy”

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I just want to point out....

The amount of money the United States has spent on war in the last 67 days, is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. So the real question is never can we afford it, it's what we choose to prioritize.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

we don't want one hour shipping, we want the workers to have one hour for lunch instead

[g @34rths]

May is all about reconnecting with nature!!!!!!!! There are so many paths waiting to be walked on!!!!!!!!!! Life is meant to be lived!!!!!!!!!

[Rashida Tlaib @RashidaTlaib]

. @DTE_Energy, enough! You can’t keep increasing rates while you know people can't afford your greed anymore. You all are out of control.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Felt the sun and immediately felt great, I'm literally a flower

[Zara @zaracraves]

and by the Grace of God i’ll be 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, and so forth.