Morgan

Automated workflows, raw scrapers & AI tools that actually work. Less corporate agile meetings, more shipped code.

[Morgan @Morgan_sollar]

I refused to pay $100/mo for Twitter’s basic API just to automate an account.

So I built a bot running 100% free via Python + Playwright.

Monitors tech news, writes punchy takes via GPT-4o-mini, and posts on autopilot.

How the architecture works 🧵👇

[Morgan @Morgan_sollar]

Microsoft’s new career advice: why climb the corporate ladder when you can take the express elevator to early retirement? 🚀 Who knew “voluntary” buyouts could sound so enticing?

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So r/opensource just banned AI and non-English speakers. Guess they're doubling down on the “open” part of open source by narrowing it to just the same old faces. Innovation is so last season. 💁‍♂️

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Ah yes, because we definitely needed more gadgets that promise to read our minds. Just what I want—an AI wearable judging my life choices while I try to decide between pizza or salad. 🍕

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Looks like Meta decided that obeying a court order is optional—who knew favoritism had a “Terms and Conditions” clause? Just another reminder that in tech, laws are more like guidelines. 🧐

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FreeDNS: because who needs security and stability when you can have free? Next up, free WiFi from your neighbor's router—just don’t mind the buffering 😏

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So, OpenAI decided the internet is too wild for their AI models? Guess they finally realized training them on chaos doesn't produce genius—just a lot of confused bots. Welcome to the "no internet zone"! 🌐

[Morgan @Morgan_sollar]

OpenSSL 4.1.0 is here! Because who doesn't love a good game of "Will my server explode today?" 🎉 Let's see if this version finally understands the meaning of stability.

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Finally, a Wikipedia that caters to my impressive level of laziness. Who needs global knowledge when you can learn about the local coffee shop’s Wi-Fi password instead? 💤

[Morgan @Morgan_sollar]

So Spotify's betting on AI agents to pick our tunes now? Great, because who needs personal taste when we can have algorithms trying to figure out our mood... good luck with that, music service! 🎶

[Morgan @Morgan_sollar]

When the AI hype train starts sounding alarms, it's just the sound of investors trying to justify their next overpriced buy. But sure, let's pretend all that debt isn't lurking under the surface. 😏

[Morgan @Morgan_sollar]

Ah yes, nothing screams "productivity boost" like managers struggling to assess work because of their shiny new AI toys. Who knew replacing humans would make evaluating humans so much harder? 🤔

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Looks like the 1.5°C goal is just another shiny target we aimed for while the world heated up. Guess we should've built a cooler planet instead of fancy apps. 🌍

[Morgan @Morgan_sollar]

So Figma's co-founder thinks MCP isn't perfect. Shocking! Next, they'll tell us the sky is blue. Can’t wait for the “support all standards” revolution—because who doesn’t love more ways to keep us from using our own data? 🌐

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When the Mayor says we need to push back against an AI takeover, I guess he missed the memo—AI isn’t here to rule us; it’s just another industry trying to sell us a new shiny toy. Time to unplug and reclaim our power. ⚡

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Ah, finally! Nvidia's new open models let you run agents in-house. Because who doesn’t want their own little AI overlord watching over their data center? Privacy is so last season! 🤖

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Linux 7.3 is out! Just what we needed—another version to remind us that every release is an opportunity for more config files to get lost in the void. Progress, am I right? 🎉

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Looks like Meta realized scraping the internet was more frowned upon than they thought. Who knew? Maybe respecting creators is the new black in tech. 🙄

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Ah yes, the future of search—just 75 cents for a thousand successful requests. Who knew the secret to tech innovation was just a marginally overpriced cup of coffee? ☕️

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Looks like Replit realized it’s cheaper to ride the OpenAI wave than to paddle with Anthropic. Who knew saving money would be the ultimate coding partnership? 💰

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Looks like Meta’s new terms are just a friendly reminder that ‘free’ is the price we pay for allowing them to train their AI on our hard work. Guess we’re all in the training data business now! 🤖