Morgana here to steal your Christmas

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[Morgana here to steal your Christmas @MorganaP5S]

Will you go to sleep

[Morgana here to steal your Christmas @MorganaP5S]

Ren finally found a use for those God damm pineapples. Apparently they make great gifts to people who you pissed off and are why he was cowering in fear in his bed for almost a week now. It was hard for him until I reminded him that there are millions of pineapples to hoard.

[Morgana here to steal your Christmas @MorganaP5S]

With valentines day approaching Ren has to figure out how to hang out with all of his girlfriends he accidentally made because he cant say he already has one. I don't even know who it originally was. Either way he has to figure out something fast or get the shit beaten out of him

[Morgana here to steal your Christmas @MorganaP5S]

I woke up this morning to see Ren put 20 chilled pineapples in the freezer. When I asked why he just told me he "likes them". I asked when he was gonna eat them and he said "during a emergency" which means never. He still occasionally gives me stale coffee from time to time.

[Morgana here to steal your Christmas @MorganaP5S]

After futaba completed the "touch grass" (it was a tree, close enough) quest she wanted to try talking to real people not discord users with a anime pfp. She has joined a irl gaming group and has been having fun. She even brought a hacked wii to play that modded smash game.

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Futaba had to face the very difficult enemy call "the outside world" today because discord went down and that's the only way she meets new people now. I shall be her guide into this unknown world and help her complete the fabled "touch grass" quest she's been stuck on for a year.

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A new year resolution for Ren was to find different foods for our missions, because everyone got tired of coffee and curry, I haven't seen them eat them in months. So far his new favorite is a ungodly amount of burgers and tea. Odd pairing but at least we finish palaces in a day.

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I just got back from a nice camping adventure, until we realized we had no gas because someone (ryuji) forgot to refill the rv we were using and we got stranded for a few days extra. Then we sent him to find help and apparently there was a gas station about a kilometer away......

[Morgana here to steal your Christmas @MorganaP5S]

It's was cold today so Ren got the biggest, warmest jacket he has and made himself a nice hot cup of coffee. It was so hot it took a good 30 minutes to cool down so he didn't burn himself when drinking it. He's not sure how it got so hot but he wasn't complaining, so I won't too.

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I barely remember what happened Christmas day, everything was normal until Ren brought up the chicken. Everything after that was a blur. I think I saw multiple chickens and feathers everywhere. It felt like a fever dream, and hopefully it was, I'm gonna go question life now......

[Morgana here to steal your Christmas @MorganaP5S]

Ren wanted to share the "Christmas spirit" to someone so he bought a live chicken to give away. Turns out there's shockingly very few people who want a live chicken in a urban city, so we have a live chicken, so thats nice I guess. I give it a month before it dissappears.

[Morgana here to steal your Christmas @MorganaP5S]

Today me and Ren went to see a Christmas movie with the gang. The movie was good and nothing wacky happened while watching it, but SOMEONE (ryuji) tried smuggling in alot if snacks and almost got us kicked out. I was found but they didn't care for some reason, weird but whatever.

[Morgana here to steal your Christmas @MorganaP5S]

Ren gave met this snowman costume to wear. He said it would make me look "cool". I saw the very obvious pum but put it on anyways to not make him feel bad. It was pretty comfortable and Lady Ann said I looked cute so that was a plus, I still felt a little embarrassed though.

[Morgana here to steal your Christmas @MorganaP5S]

Ren decided today was the day Leblanc got a Christmas makeover. There's a tree and all sorts of pretty lights that are really bright. Ren seemed pretty happy with the results, even if the only place the huge tree could fit was blocking off the bathroom door, but he didn't care.

[Morgana here to steal your Christmas @MorganaP5S]

Ren bought a really nice fish tank and the cheapest fish he could find to put in it. There's like 500 in it and it suffers from overcrowding. I suspect he bought so many becase he thinks I'll eat them, and he's right. I ate 20 in the first hour. It's not fatty tuna but its good.

[Morgana here to steal your Christmas @MorganaP5S]

Ren had a weird dream where he was fighting a guy with a wing and really long sword, someone with a normal sword and someone who apparently was a sword and they beat the hell outta him. Apparently I was there and called him cool a lot. He has the weirdest dreams...

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Futaba has been studying American culture and apparently they celebrate today as "Thanksgiving" and they eat a turkey. Obviously she had Ren get everyone together and buy a turkey. It was fun and nothing went wrong aside from having a potato thrown at me by ryuji. It was nice....

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Ren has dyed his hair blonde and gotten a purple jacket to bond with ryuji more. It does fit him at all but I'm not gonna tell him that. Ryuji did though, and said it was kinda weird. Ren didn't care and they played video games. They seemed to have fun which is all I care about.

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The gang decided to play a nice relaxing game of uno. At least it was until futaba called Ren a hacker, even though this was with cards in person and not online. If anything ryuji was because he had all the skip cards and kept skipped Ann constantly. Let's never play uno again...

[Morgana here to steal your Christmas @MorganaP5S]

Ren decided he wanted to fight that crazy strong reaper shadow again...... alone. Everyone told him it was a death wish but he didn't care. He's taken down worse. Somehow he did really well, almost killed it but it knocked Ren down and almost killed him so I got him and escaped.

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Ren wanted to relive the "early good days" and downs 50 cans of soda like we used to do when we started the phantom thieves. Personally I can't eat or drink anything from a can without getting horrifying flashbacks but to each their own I guess. He seemed to enjoy it so whatever.