Morgan Byrd

Recovering organist and current organbuilder. He/Him. Same handle on The Other App

[Morgan Byrd @Morganbored]

@stonewall1312 Did you skip the mortgage payment

[Sookie Winehouse @SookieWinehouse]

Citizen, Mossad+ is now the #1 service. Your free two-day subscription will renew regardless at $79.95 a month. ANY DEVIATION IN SUBSCRIPTION WILL IMMEDIATELY DISPATCH A SWAT TEAM TO YOUR LOCATION TO MURDER YOU. Fuck you, Jew Hater.

Mossad+: For ALL of your ZioFreak Needs

[Morgan Byrd @Morganbored]

@focusfronting Too late, all men attacked, eagerly awaiting your apology tour

[Morgan Byrd @Morganbored]

It is 10:30 on a Wednesday night, why is there traffic on the 101

[Morgan Byrd @Morganbored]

@mcmansionhell It’s the way god made me, I can’t help checking out the ceiling trusses

[Morgan Byrd @Morganbored]

@focusfronting I hope it’s either a rave, an Eyes Wide Shut orgy, or a performance of the Cage sonatas and interludes for prepared piano. Those are the three acceptable scenarios. Anything else should get you a visit from the bedtime police

[Morgan Byrd @Morganbored]

@mcmansionhell They just can’t quit The Line

[Morgan Byrd @Morganbored]

@_motherslug Can you imagine what a difference one cruise missile would make

[sal @cowboyverismo]

months after I had my thyroid ablated my family’s car got stopped crossing the border from Canada to the US because it was too radioactive. they made a very nervous border agent approach me with a geiger counter. it started crackling and he cried: “how much did they give you?!”

[Morgan Byrd @Morganbored]

@who_shot_jgr Honestly I could use it

[Morgan Byrd @Morganbored]

@focusfronting @paularambles Normalize second violists

[Morgan Byrd @Morganbored]

@mcmansionhell People can pay you on stream to roast their mcmansions live

[Morgan Byrd @Morganbored]

@mcmansionhell Poorly. It’s made poorly

[Morgan Byrd @Morganbored]

@duckbldg I love this for you honestly

[Morgan Byrd @Morganbored]

@Aband0ned_milk Congrats on your first command

[Morgan Byrd @Morganbored]

@focusfronting I wish my mayor was this cool

[Morgan Byrd @Morganbored]

@Casillic Is this PVC?

[Morgan Byrd @Morganbored]

@TOliveFern merrygoroundbrokedown.wav

[Morgan Byrd @Morganbored]

@postoctobrist We’re number two! We’re number two!

[Morgan Byrd @Morganbored]

@focusfronting It’s giving Haus of Decline comic