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[yxf @iamyxf]

BREAKING NEWS🚨: The Person reading this will become financially stable in August.

[` @ymmayerr]

destroying books for ai is almost literally the plot for Farenheit 451. what the FUCK are we doing

[mentally chill @eleum_fuck]

To this day one of my favorite frights from the era. Could you imagine seeing this in theaters when it released? It must have been downright petrifying.

[Dr. Dave Genyáhdë:h 🏳️‍🌈🪶 @DaveAshelman]

I did a whole research project on this in grad school. Companies reap over $300 BILLION a year in free labor from customers using self-checkouts. If they’re not going to pay customers, they can shave some price.

[Skate Coach 𓅄 @Sk8Couch]

People on here will ask “Is it too late to start over at 28?” and everyone will reply “Yikes. Hate to break it to you gramps but it was over for you 10 years ago.” Meanwhile my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue

[Chori Vegano @Chori__Vegano]

Más humildad con los que creían en los dioses de la naturaleza, ¿cómo se podría, si no, mirar eso y no creer que hay un ser superior que lo domina?
La explicación científica no alcanza para eliminar esa magia.

[A @killmeowpls]

Mommy needs a joint

[lia @liaseleia]

Sutiã feito para aparecer o sutiã >>> sutiã normal

Apenas lobas entendem isso

[Orangutandrea @Orangutandreaaa]

Okay sit still while I do your lobotomy

[vixtor is disrespectful @PasiniAnatomy]

i watched this performance so many times it became the actual music video for me

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

I’ll never understand it

[karIA @kari_ok6]

Es muy turbio que estos clips sean en realidad representaciones en 3D de incidentes reales en fábricas chinas ☠️☠️

[Jean Grey @brehall_]

If I do this I really really like you lmfao

[BurstAngel15 @BurstangelIn]

"This here little DNA bead comes from a little girl in Riverside, California, didn't like to wash her hands. Took me three whole weeks. And this one, nice lady in Detroit, Mowtown, six days flat. And there's this old guy in Philly. I killed him in 72 hours."

[zia⁷🕷️ @zia_tiffah]

rip odysseus you’d have loved google maps

[Alina @AveAveces]

No me habia dado cuenta lo extremadamente MOLESTO que es tener el campo visual afectado por cables en el cielo en todo momento. Me dio 10 segundos de paz el video háganlo AYER MISMO.

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

Also, the fact that college students saying they can’t afford to get their hair done is a reflection of the breakdown in community. Because why ain’t nobody on the campus doing $30-40 hairstyles no more? Where is the boy doing $10 cuts in his dorm?

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

The Pentagon has failed their yearly audit EIGHT times in a row. They are unable to explain where a TRILLION dollars goes. Not a single departmenent in the DOD has ever passed an audit. You are being robbed, and the federal government is laundering your money back to themselves.

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

one of my favourite tweets ever tweeted