Morg’n

farmer/CEO

[Morg’n @Morgantown92]

And you have to put two quarters in if it’s something stupid like “ok!” or “thank you”

[Morg’n @Morgantown92]

Like a swear jar but for people who reply all to emails

[Morg’n @Morgantown92]

This is so stupid lmao

[Morg’n @Morgantown92]

Teamwork makes the dream work

[Morg’n @Morgantown92]

Good, I wasn’t planning on it.

[Stephen Semler @stephensemler]

According to the user guide for this robot police dog (https://t.co/tr7wnZyNYZ), it definitely shouldn’t be submerged in water. Some other behaviors we should avoid in order to not damage/break it:

[Morg’n @Morgantown92]

@ABCDEFGinger7 This made me want a good house party with terrible drinking games ASAP 😂😂

[Morg’n @Morgantown92]

I’ll take “that’s not helpful” for $400, Alex.

[L3 Tweet Engineer @MegaBasedChad]

Gavin Newsom looks like the president in a movie where the main character is a dog

[Morg’n @Morgantown92]

Unless he’s going to offer to send me to space for free, I’m not interested.

[Morg’n @Morgantown92]

@ChaosThembo Yes and if you haven’t seen it then that needs to be a movie night pronto.

[Morg’n @Morgantown92]

Absolutely no dudes rock in Ready or Not

[Jimmy Fallon @hankofjuly]

what’s the best “dudes actually don’t rock” movie?

[Morg’n @Morgantown92]

Just thinking about the 1st grader at my school that gives a fake name when she gets in trouble in the hallway. Kid is going places.

[Morg’n @Morgantown92]

Ya ever accidentally fast pass your own song on TouchTunes cause same

[Morg’n @Morgantown92]

Sometimes my car Bluetooth decides to connect at really weird times.

When I tell you my soul LEFT my body because I turned my car off and “Isn’t She Lovely” started up with just the baby crying sound..

[Morg’n @Morgantown92]

BANJO. KACHEWIE.

[Morg’n @Morgantown92]

Between now and August, I’m seeing The Killers, Fall Out Boy, and Yellowcard. 15 year old Morgan would be freaking out.

30 year old Morgan is also freaking out.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease https://t.co/04QMBUFmBA