Morgon Grogg

Strange, but not a stranger.
I'm an or-din-ar-y guy!

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Just sayin'

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@GreatDismal Soma !

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@WayneLNoel Where did you find this equation? Incels with slide rules. ?

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@petersagal Also January Man with Kevin Kline and Mary Elizabeth Mastontonio

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@megaspel I hope you ate it sideways, like good girls do

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@KevinSussman Just wait a while. Eventually you'll be in The Land of Free Banjos!

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@JJmittens I still prefer NOT to have a pearl-and-cheese sandwich.

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@KattFunny For next year: You could go back to swaddling?
(and a possible pacifier? not to say 'gag') 😆

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Mee-mee, Meeeeee. Mo mo mo!

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Ever wonder if Harrison Ford looks away from the television at the end of raiders of the Lost ark, just in case.

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@afloodofblood @kenolin1 On his deathbed, Aleister Crowley said I feel as though I've made a terrible mistake.
And now so many will follow his example.
We are not f*****. They are stupid.

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@TheAuthorGuy Did somebody start a punch a Karen in the face meme? Because those bitches seem to have vanished.

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@propapergirl You're seasonal. This too shall pass.

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@mrjintheuk Fine, be that way. But when you die DO pay the ferryman up front and accept the ore when he hands it to you. 😜

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@hmmpics Gesundheit !

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@propapergirl Some of us give the best hugs.

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I got an iron infusion today
and my mouth tasted like burnt maple syrup.
Now I'm craving waffles.

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@ManMadeMoon That's the money shot! Please share pictures?
And remember: We're not laughing 'at' you,
We're laughing 'near' you. 😜

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@afloodofblood I'm very sorry for your loss.

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@ManMadeMoon @EricIdle If you're english, aren't you born with one?

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I'm 'Mr. Potato Head-needs-a-real-potato' years old.