Morgan Mayo

mommy blogger wannabe

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"We are created to love and be loved"

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Back on twitter only to ask if anyone else’s spouse has been sending them omelette videos?

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There’s something about when a dad does a daughters hair that just hits me in the feels.

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J: cutie, we’re night owls
*looks at the clock, it’s 9:11pm*

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@TStein2021 It’s so catchy!

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My toddler in the backseat of the car: caught a vibe!

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An afternoon bath just hits different 🛀

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@stephen2glasser Literally saw that on the news moments later lol

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I wanna be a dog walker for famous people

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@TessMonet All I’m saying is Jesus is way better than what’s represented by people. Because people suck. And the Bible says that way better than I can.

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@TessMonet I agree, But I think the whole point of Jesus is to make up for the short comings/evil of people - to live a life we couldn’t possibly, to be love and grace perfectly. So to be turned off by crappy religious people makes sense, but is also the exact reason Jesus came.

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That time of year when phrases like “it’s supposed to get to 0 degrees today, so that’s good” come out of my mouth and it’s disgusting.

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I build the craziest mansion today during Letty’s nap and frankly I’m Sims’d out.

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It hurts my heart when people flippantly comment on other people’s singleness or childlessness.

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Anyone wanna come over and watch me play sims?

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@paigeymartino Flare, fine. Low rise jeans will be the DEATH of me and millions, I assume.

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Remember Wet Seal? #rip

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@313Marc @atlasobscura @Joshua_Mayo10 Dang alang!! 🤤

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I want glasses solely for that “I just woke up and haven’t even had a chance to put my contacts in yet” morning look. You know it exactly, don’t you?