Let me tell you something, it’s a very bad practice to walk up on stage and physically assault a Comedian.
Now we all have to worry about who wants to be the next Will Smith in comedy clubs and theaters.
A wise lawyer named Elle Woods once pointed out that every ejaculation not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment and I just think maybe Texas should take a look at that one
i just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear
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We’re giving out $100,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $500. #VenmoMe
Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 6/28. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV
my autistic brother just emailed the director of basketball operations at ECU asking to buy an autism awareness jersey... HOW PURE IS THIS. @KyleRob27 idk how likely it is for you to see this but LET THIS KID GET A JERSEY 🥺
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