Jake

sarcastic twat

[「Gyök Lesnar 🏆」 @duanepongo]

Wolves getting relegated but causing chaos on the way down

[Jake @Morgsyy]

Things to check for when leaving your car:

- Lights turned off
- handbrake on
- Migrants

[Nicholas Lissack @NicholasLissack]

A couple who found a migrant hiding on the back of their motorhome have been fined £1,500 by the Home Office.

Absolutely outrageous—Adrian and Joanne Fenton did the right thing by calling the police immediately.

Hold the border guards accountable, not innocent Brits. Shameful.

[Jake @Morgsyy]

Country’s fucked mate

[London & UK Street News @CrimeLdn]

Happened this morning in Carshalton

A teenage boy is in hospital after being stabbed in Carshalton

https://t.co/90FkhBfHwb

[Jake @Morgsyy]

Might have a Worldy Wary on our hands soon🥴

[max @maxinethepoet]

Platty joobs, cozzie livs and now genny lec? 😭😂 as much as I complain, i love this country and I’m never leaving 😂😂😂

[TALLY @kreptplaydirty]

That idea that you have in your head. Get it done

[Jake @Morgsyy]

Mates been challenged by his boss to drink a bottle of famous grouse by the end of the day for £450🤣🤣🤣flopped at the first hurdle🥴

[Jake @Morgsyy]

Calling the Mrs Lewis Hamilton cos when we go Asda she has to do 150 laps around it

[Jake @Morgsyy]

Them Monzo adverts on YouTube are a bit off key mate

[Jake @Morgsyy]

This is the extended version from the original.

[Jake @Morgsyy]

“who is ekin musk”

[Jake @Morgsyy]

Some Barnet that

[Liverpool Echo @LivEchonews]

Encrochat dealer boasted of luxury villa holidays

He used the handle "monstermunchman" to supply kilos of cocaine in the North West

Full story: https://t.co/6QElfBnApU

[Jake @Morgsyy]

Camel 5am

[Salty Señorita @AnniexxKaren]

Gears good tonight…………

[Jake @Morgsyy]

Crackin fight

[London & UK Street News @CrimeLdn]

Meanwhile in the USA

Arsenal fans fighting each other

At the game against Manchester United v Arsenal match last night

[Jake @Morgsyy]

In America you have to PAY to hold your kids straight away after giving birth🤣🤣🤣

[Jake @Morgsyy]

Hate getting sent to a job and the customer is right a posh Tory snobby jobsworth cunt

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

Nigga I snitched on back in 2007 come home next week I’m so scared y’all 💔💔💔💔

[Jake @Morgsyy]

That last please emptied out his lungs 🤣🤣🤣

[ً @TweetXan_]

I beg your pardon?????

[Jake @Morgsyy]

Donnys face on the right looks like a GTA character

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

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[Jake @Morgsyy]

Still pissed off about Drakes verse on Who Told You