Kassablanca

Ragebait or LARP. Call it.
Xichun's biggest fan. Also likes Magic: The Gathering.
Writes fics. NSFW, sometimes.

[Kassablanca @Moritzva2]

𝙄𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙮

A woefully incompetent woman begs the question: at what point are you to blame for your failings, no matter the hand you were dealt?

A LobCorp OC fic set in the side branch of O-05, where things are bad and keep getting worse.

https://t.co/YqFWi6eqRV

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@HexNailTails I always forget that you have comms open, got to get on that sometime tbh

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@endb773 That actually sounds really cool. The Outskirts is honestly the part of PM I hope gets more lore the most (and leads to the most interesting OC content like this, methinks).

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@porn35531773034 They hate me because I speak the truth

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Help

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@viccy7271 @AR4YASHiKI @tin4tun4 I made a take so hot three Bladeshus are here to argue with me, call that a Nonupleslash

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@viccy7271 @AR4YASHiKI @tin4tun4 I made a take so hot three Bladeshus are here to argue with me, call that a Nonupleslash

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Is it just me or is it kinda weird that our Faust was called stupid for not predicting that Dias would sacrifice an entire squad of loyal, veteran supersoldiers (among many other similarly pointless sacrifices) for absolutely no fucking reason

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@dylaxiusMccoy I prefer the latter interpretation. It’s much funnier.

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@tin4tun4 Tbf, PM has a bit of a bad track record with organization leaders being incompetently homicidal towards their own employees (K Corp drones massacring their own employees for “retreating” lol).

Maybe Faust should’ve expected that by now. Maybe that’s why they called her dumb.

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@YoshihideVismok I’ll retract my statement, then: she’s killing her best employees because she’s dedicated to being the greatest LARPer of all time.

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@DykeClownSex This is pretty definitely the right answer, but it still bothers me that Dias is an incompetently homicidal boss because why the hell are you killing off such skilled members of a specialized strike force like this? How is that possibly productive?

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@YoshihideVismok Dias when she realizes she could’ve sent cheap mercenaries or even nobody at all instead of having her top guys die (she didn’t think of this)

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@thinshady2112 Don’t get me wrong, it makes sense *how* she did it, but *why* is another matter entirely. You can have all the evidence in a world that your boss eats babies for fun; it doesn’t make it any less unbelievable, you know?

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@Spooky_Shade Okay so first off, pick a big nuke of choice. now add three ominous power and three brace up. add funny discard passives and you’ve beaten the game

Alternatively, singleton smoke charge Nikolai

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@DickPeacock11 For sure, but even in canon, the whole Gesellschaft is laughing at her like, “What a loser! How did she not know Dias did that?”

Meanwhile Dias and Jamila are out there like https://t.co/gvKXHcguSS

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@BrentonK14958 They’re canonically elite fighting forces, SOTC-tier in Ruina and capable of badly injuring Rien if even a few of them were armed properly (as per Udjat Outis’ uptie). Dias might find them expendable, but that just means Dias is a fucking moron.

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@BrentonK14958 Sure, but that’s all predicated on assuming Dias is an idiot who would not have considered, say, sending less valuable forces instead. If the only explanation for an action is “your boss killed her finest supersoldiers because she was bored,” surely you’d have questions too?

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@Rolangelas_ I love the way you drew the wings! So cute!

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@RedditorThistle What possible context is there to this

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@donquipanties99 The warped view a lot of westerners have on most eastern countries, both in positive and negative stereotypes, is a truly fascinating subject that interests me a lot as someone w/ family that immigrated from mainland China. People get weird as hell discussing it, though.

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This is what my view is right now man, my car isn’t driving it’s swimming. I’m piloting a submarine with wheels right now

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My ass just got jumpscared by Zeus himself. Stepped out of my bus to a light drizzle, started walking to my car, BAM. Lightning strikes and the goddamn seven seas start falling out of fuck all nowhere. We all started sprinting and screaming. I’m cold and wet please help