Jed Norton

3,528,162,563rd person on Earth.

[Jed Norton @MorktDrak]

@bbctms "Same old Aussies, Always Cheating" - I don't thin Lords are happy, cant say I blame them.

[Jed Norton @MorktDrak]

@bbctms oh yes!

[💀 Andy Foster💀 @Heresy_Andy]

I still need orders urgently to pay the rent on Monday so if you know someone who wants generic 30mm sci-fi troopers for various games, RT the below link at them please!

[Jed Norton @MorktDrak]

@isaguha clearly not out

[Jed Norton @MorktDrak]

@Mark__Lawrence Crikey, that's a storm in a paint pot.

[Jed Norton @MorktDrak]

Props to @natalie.3dblah for these...

[Jed Norton @MorktDrak]

well... that was dull.

[Mark Lawrence @Mark__Lawrence]

I don't think any of my books have had this many ratings so early... 😮

[Mark Lawrence @Mark__Lawrence]

How much of this line do you need to type in before Google completes it for you?

“It is important, when killing a nun, to ensure that you bring an army of sufficient size."

[Heresy Miniatures @HeresyMinis]

It's my 48th birthday Sunday, so for 24 hrs you can get 25% off using the code STILLNOTDEADYET when you spend £20 or more (all CAPITAL letters) - auto-expires 13th of February!

I am still behind on the orders so only order if you don't mind a wait!
https://t.co/nrGHkAyFz1

[Jed Norton @MorktDrak]

@Mark__Lawrence @BingeWriting Is that the Menu for my Wifeys latest dinner party?

[Jed Norton @MorktDrak]

@PaintingGoblins Sorry, no - it about 13 years since that was last made, but, try these: https://t.co/zcLeZNFXXY https://t.co/RHR7K9VoBB https://t.co/9D6lPm5G70

[Jed Norton @MorktDrak]

@Mark__Lawrence "If I don't begin this epigram, I'll never start the chapter"

[Jed Norton @MorktDrak]

@Mark__Lawrence Your dog has a foot-warming Hot Water Wobble?

[💀 Andy Foster💀 @Heresy_Andy]

Thank you to the 30-odd people who have chipped in on this, it means a lot to me!
https://t.co/fHk7YF9oTf

[Mark Lawrence @Mark__Lawrence]

Not bad for a book that won't be published for another 4 months!

Many thanks for the pre-orders.

I'm particularly impressed by how it is both historical and contemporary fantasy 😄

[Jed Norton @MorktDrak]

@Mark__Lawrence Disney - Two Hopes, Bob and No.

Amazon - prequel on the UK turning into the Dead Isles via a Rude Goldberg thingamajig.

Netflux - docudrama about the struggles of teen deaders living in nuclear waste.

BBC - TimeTeam - "NCP Carpark into a Castle"

HBO - maybe, not enough sex.

[Gary Gibson @garygibsonsf]

Great review of Proxy by Alexander Glass over at Interzone Digital.

https://t.co/jnBn06sgAb

[Jed Norton @MorktDrak]

@Mark__Lawrence Well, now you're just showing off.

[Mark Lawrence @Mark__Lawrence]

The Girl And The Moon is a mere 99p in ebook at the moment (UK pence).

That's criminally underpriced. Go steal it.

https://t.co/naHJiqfUVW