Scott Morley

Attorney/former US Marine/ Executive Producer/ beer league hockey player/ DearMoonCrew hopeful

[Scott Morley @MorleySM]

I hope either @RealGilbert or @artiequitter becomes the next @kfc #colonelsanders

[Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey @poohbandh]

Strap in. #WinnieThePoohBloodandHoney hits theaters nationwide TONIGHT!

Also... how tf do I drive this thing?

https://t.co/wFythLpNOh

[Badar M. Mian, MD @BadarMian1]

I am feeling for the UFOs 🛸 🛸🛸
We used to be fascinated by them.
Now we just shoot ‘em down💥
#ufotwitter

[Scott Morley @MorleySM]

@jprutherford My teenager just asks for money…

[Scott Morley @MorleySM]

@BWWings insisted my 80 year-old mother produce an id before they served her a beer this evening.

[Scott Morley @MorleySM]

#TheSpoiled #HorrorMovies #shortfilm @AuthorMorleyIII @ErikToddDellums @kylewestowen @DugBachman #Sandgrounder

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Name for hamburger by US county

[Susan Bardack @sbardack]

Come learn about Brown School!

[Scott Morley @MorleySM]

@CincyCyclones @9yushi0

[Scott Morley @MorleySM]

@stackinsnackin Apparently not over 50…😔#napkin #fork

[Scott Morley @MorleySM]

@franchvanillla

[RMNB @rmnb]

Alex Ovechkin on Ovi Jr being a lefty: "Yeah I know. It is what it is. Nothing I can do."

[Scott Morley @MorleySM]

@timwestland My brother @AuthorMorleyIII wrote one. We’ve been trying to get the rights. No luck so far. 😔

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Slap Shot gets better with each passing year. At our current rate of cultural decline, we’re about a decade from it becoming the new Citizen Kane.

[Scott Morley @MorleySM]

@JeffLoVecchio 🫡🏒

[Scott Morley @MorleySM]

@BrownSchool_ #Mindfulness

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I still don’t understand what the fuck the girls were doing at recess.

[Bangor skaNsoul Cymru/Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @BSkansoul]

The original Beat girl

[Scott Morley @MorleySM]

@1jcc @KevinMKruse Same here. And the private school he went to sent a team of 5. They try so hard to find a way to not provide help.

[Grover @Grover]

I, Grover, would like to remind you that your goals may be ambitious, but I know you can achieve them!

[Scott Morley @MorleySM]

@BrownSchool_