Breaking_Mormon

“My God, this is the best coffee I’ve ever tasted. Why the hell are we (Mormon)?”

[Breaking_Mormon @MormonBreaking]

God: “The prophet was speaking as a man.” Prophet: “God told me to.” Who’s in charge here? #mormon #exmormon #lds

[Breaking_Mormon @MormonBreaking]

@jstoliker7 To add- it gets better. It’s terrifying at first, but the freedom I feel doesn’t compare to the shell of a person I was in the church. I am genuinely happier. I can think outside the box the church put me in. You’ve got this

[Breaking_Mormon @MormonBreaking]

@jstoliker7 My biggest suggestion- take your time and don’t rush decisions. There’s really no time frame for figuring everything out. You’re allowed to change your mind. (And yes, that also means going back to church if it feels right to you) and lastly you don’t owe anyone an explanation.

[Hannah @hannahgladwell_]

I love when BYU kids go to Vegas and then just walk around and that’s it

[Breaking_Mormon @MormonBreaking]

When your friends start leaving the church 😏 #mormon #exmormon #lds

[Breaking_Mormon @MormonBreaking]

@thekwakuel @samantha_hart22 @johndehlin

[Breaking_Mormon @MormonBreaking]

@RealAnonDouche I get knocked down , but I get up again.

[Breaking_Mormon @MormonBreaking]

Mormons: pay 10% of tithing, wear special underwear, participate in callings, don’t shop on Sunday’s etc etc. Science: “please wear a mask to protect others and yourself.” Mormons:

[Breaking_Mormon @MormonBreaking]

@cmromney @GreatSpacious @UchtdorfDF That’s what I was thinking! He was like the only one who actually seemed to have compassion. Guess that’s out the door

[Breaking_Mormon @MormonBreaking]

Russell M. Nelson being chastised by God after conference for focusing on a logo during a world pandemic, instead of giving people hope and peace. #outoftouch #exmormon #lds #mormon

[Breaking_Mormon @MormonBreaking]

Conference was boring AF (shocker) so of course to compensate every TBM is like “Oh my gosh that new Logo is so inspired and amazing!”

[Breaking_Mormon @MormonBreaking]

@GreatSpacious @NelsonRussellM 3. When he told the kids progress was “never-ending” they didn’t seem to happy about that. Straight up awkward silence where Nelson had to remind them it’s “good!” 😂😂😂

[Breaking_Mormon @MormonBreaking]

@GreatSpacious @NelsonRussellM 2. The children honestly seem terrified when he said “The Lord loves effort.” It wasn’t said lovingly. He had some spitfire behind that one.

[Breaking_Mormon @MormonBreaking]

@GreatSpacious @NelsonRussellM Oh. My. God. So many thoughts running through my mind! 1. “Becoming more like Jesus is hard.” He essentially put himself above normal membership that he is more righteous and more like Jesus.

[Breaking_Mormon @MormonBreaking]

@GreatSpacious Wait for reals? What is the purpose of this? Don’t they save it for temple dedications etc? Hahaha

[GreatAndSpacious @GreatSpacious]

With under an hour left, here’s a last ditch effort to get my apostate’s live-tweet session of #GeneralConference to as many people as possible. Please retweet this post so that your followers can see it and get help they might otherwise not know about. I appreciate your support.

[Breaking_Mormon @MormonBreaking]

@GreatSpacious Because they haven’t been broadcasting conference online/on tv since before covid... oh wait 😂

[Breaking_Mormon @MormonBreaking]

@mc_hiatt iPads/smartphones weren’t a thing on my mission 😂 ya’ll are lucky

[Breaking_Mormon @MormonBreaking]

The lord says so. #exmormon #lds #mormon

[Breaking_Mormon @MormonBreaking]

Ladies and gentleman! For perhaps the first time ever in history, the LDS church has been ahead of the curve! They cancelled church. The USA has yet to shut everything down. The church must be true, and Russell M Nelson is a prophet! #exmormon #mormon #lds

[Breaking_Mormon @MormonBreaking]

People who are upset about the honor code changes at BYU-Please remember to read up on the come follow me manual to adjust your attitudes as the Lord gives you additional revelation little by little! Just as he slowly allowed blacks to become full fledged members. #exmormon