Living Scriptures Animated Storyposting

Parody account. Shizposting for the kind of people who say shiz. unironic First Vision enjoyer, member of @Ch_JesusChrist. @MormonToonMemes on Twitter/IG/FB

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@SpenSpenBurt Oh yes, that one is a classic!

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“You’ve unlocked more on Twitter” yeah thanks for noticing I have a body of flesh and blood

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all I’m saying is today’s Wordle is made for us

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“maybe for lent the bee should give up being not funny” — gnome if his account were public

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Catholic Plans To Spend Lent Giving Up Something He Really Shouldn't Have Been Doing In The First Place https://t.co/3zDOMB5e3T

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@harambevan my bad mockup. 😆

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@nihilists4jesus yesss. if the Church owns WSJ then they can do this, but legally. it would be fun to televise some printing press demolition

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I'm a little late to this but Dianna Gibson AGREES

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For and in behalf of redistricting Utah. #utpol #utleg

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@GovCox This from the guy who defied every labor union in Utah by signing HB267. I would be ashamed to show my face after that

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@AlexxFromATX @GuyInco15542744 @VGersht Oh, so … you’re a Mormon then

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@nihilists4jesus Ah yes, the Sacrament Accountability Age Enforcer

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happy Sabbath, fellow sinners redeemed in Christ

fumbled the water cup in sacrament meeting, now the whole planet of Arrakis is mad at me for spilling water

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no no no, common misconception. Actually Jesus was from Chicago

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@AllDayMGray @eldritch_goof on that tangent:

Peterson 41:10 compassion on the least of these never was happiness

Shapiro 1:5 if any of you lack wisdom, find the Kremlin and sign up for their partner program

Rogan 37:6-7 now ye may suppose this is foolishness in me, but … man I inhaled too much bong

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@jkimballcook This dork has apparently never read 1 Samuel 16:7

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@SpencerJCox “Extreme leftist groups”? The real impediment to progress you’re talking about was when the governor (you) overruled the ballot initiative to have an independent committee redistrict Utah and then effectively told us to “vote harder”. Buy some wide shoes and a red nose, bub! 🤡

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Matt Malone will not see heaven

I won’t see heaven either, but for different reasons than writing this dreck

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"anxiously engaged in a good cause"? that's very suspect. I already have crippling existential dread after reading Kirkegaard, I don't need anxiety too

[joahbalboa @JoahFussell]

Feliz Pascua mi gente

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heck IP rules, I’m taking out the VCR and TAPING CONFERENCE