Parody account. Shizposting for the kind of people who say shiz. unironic First Vision enjoyer, member of @Ch_JesusChrist. @MormonToonMemes on Twitter/IG/FB
happy Sabbath, fellow sinners redeemed in Christ
fumbled the water cup in sacrament meeting, now the whole planet of Arrakis is mad at me for spilling water
@AllDayMGray @eldritch_goof on that tangent:
Peterson 41:10 compassion on the least of these never was happiness
Shapiro 1:5 if any of you lack wisdom, find the Kremlin and sign up for their partner program
Rogan 37:6-7 now ye may suppose this is foolishness in me, but … man I inhaled too much bong
@SpencerJCox “Extreme leftist groups”? The real impediment to progress you’re talking about was when the governor (you) overruled the ballot initiative to have an independent committee redistrict Utah and then effectively told us to “vote harder”. Buy some wide shoes and a red nose, bub! 🤡
"anxiously engaged in a good cause"? that's very suspect. I already have crippling existential dread after reading Kirkegaard, I don't need anxiety too