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@MattHutson Fab. Could you fax me the dance moves, please.

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@BBCBreakfast Double Hooking Woliday Bankers

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Does Anybody Actually Know

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@jimmycarr Make us a cuppa before you go, love

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@getpatrick Another guy with commitment issues 🙄

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Over-40s waiting for their second Pfizer Covid jab are being offered it at the mass vaccination site at Dunmail Park Shopping Centre in Workington this morning. About 4,000 doses have been made available at short notice and people can turn up without an appointment

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@Klarna @riverisland New knees, purchased either singly or pairs.

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#MentalHealthAwarenessWeek - crikey, are you back again?

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@AmazingBrent Have you tried the trick where you do the shopping for mam and keep the change yet?

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@Disappointman Pollen my hair out trying to find something witty to say.

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@donttrythis At least it's better than that cheap parcel tape that won't even stick to cardboard.

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@NatashaHodgson Looks like a rushed conversion from #SewingBee

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@Xbox Has torch. Needs gun.

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@Behringer Oh *those* keyboards? I'm storing them for a friend.

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@wishboneash_com I love Argus. I've been working on a piano version of throw down the sword. Sorry.

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@jillsobule No matter, what a coup.

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@R2DSUE What is it about debit card photos that cheer up your front and back?

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@RevdJacquiT Finn says he hopes the sad feeling and disappointment passes soon. He also says chasing your tail is overrated.

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@BBCNews Good job, it was all a bit John Lewis before.