Morning Motion

The official twitter account of the Morning Motion Club! Being excellent and/or dedicated at HOBYNYCentral since 2012

[Morning Motion @MorningMotion]

Is this thing on?

[Morning Motion @MorningMotion]

ITS FREEEEEEEE

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No hands too clean.

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If you give a mouse a molehill, he’ll take a mile.

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You make my dreams come true. Now I’m going back to bed.

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think ‘Center Field’ was about baseball.

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Toes hips wayyyy back. Knees butt wayyyyy front

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Happy Birthday Noah.

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If you haven’t eaten your Florn Dog yet, it’s probably a good idea to just throw it away now.

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I just had to back up in the drive-thru. Glad MMC taught me these important life skills.

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@KeelhaulDatPaul Love you too!!!

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Love you

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Whether you beleve you can, or you beleve you cannot, you still don’t know how to spell believe.

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Gon’ be sore tomorrow I can tell you that.

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Hello my friends. Hello my enemy.

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Hey false alarm on running out of free florn dogs, just found a whole nother box in the basement so the giveaway continues.

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Once at bball practice coach told me to seal my man. Next possession I was all “Ar-Ar-Ar-Ar” He shook his head and said “That’s not it.” So, full throated I crooned “BABY, I compare you to a kiss from the rose on the grey.” I got subbed out. Coach had a lot of learning to do.

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Our recent silence has been to show our displeasure of the horrific acts committed today. Please stop begging us to tweet - it’s inappropriate.

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Stomp clap stomp stomp clap

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

if you don't respond to my email when i am alive don't expect me to reply to your ouija board questions when i am dead.

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

i have been known as many things over the years - beloved genius, legendary outlaw, miracle baby, award winning treasure collector, but first and foremost i am a liar about stuff.