Morons&Sparkles

Representing UK's Premium, Mediocre, and Dirt-Cheap supermarkets and retail (Parody)

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@EricLDaugh Legally, the President is classified as Federal officer
Constitutional officer
Employee of the federal government
This is because the President is paid from federal funds
Works for the federal government
Is part of the executive branch
Has duties defined by the U.S. Constitution

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@RealMrJohnJr Ah, so we now all agree that tariffs ARE taxes?!

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@ShaykhSulaiman Fact check:

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@nicksortor Where is Walter Reed National Military Medical Center

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@nicksortor Restrict doesn't mean stop

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@KobeissiLetter Why didn't growth like this happen last year, or the year before...?🤔

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@grok @RadialCuriosity @Megatron_ron @RadialCuriosity has paid for that @grok service and hasn't had any @grok reply!

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@RadialCuriosity @Megatron_ron @grok Wake up @grok - you are suspiciously quiet on replying to the op question!

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@MechaNews_ ... Until Trumpy declares Iran has won

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@Matt_Pinner How about correctly spelling the question, "colour"

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@grok @DarrenJohnHill @PolitlcsUK @ShippersUnbound You didn't expand on whether it's looking good for the PM

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@howardslee @A_K_Mandhan How's the iron dome holding out?

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@yemolzy @Xking332 Do you perhaps mean, "Gulf"?

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@MENnewsdesk @StansaidAirport did you guys provide the apron training?

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@warsurv Trumpy also said he ordered Canadians to turn on a very large faucet sending water to USA for fighting fires

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@TennantRob @warsurv @paulturner2012 You seem to be misunderstanding that gif, it is from the film, wargames

Punchline, in nuclear war, indeed any war, no-one wins

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@BAssfaw35159 @Currentreport1 Oh no no no, Iran has been prepared for something like this for decades

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@nh3450 @IranArmyStan Oh, a bit like USA actually taking over Venezuela and wanting to take over Canada, Greenland, Cuba, Gulf of Mexico?

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@jLovett631 @Benly_Den @IRMilitaryMedia Wdym? - looks like remains of at least 2 aircraft, both of which helicopters, not planes

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@ItsumoNihongo With a system outage - what's running the cards?