The Morph Report Podcast

A "historical" dive into the Animorphs' Journals.

Episode Transcripts:

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The Morph Report Podcast is live! Check out our trailer here https://t.co/moaMQkwrMb or on your pod-catcher of choice. Then listen to Episode 1 - Invasion of the Body Snatchers as we discuss Animorphs 1: The Invasion and daily life in a post-Animorphs universe

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(cw: medical, food, raunchiness, suicide mention, grief, bleeped swearing by way of sudden hawk noises. Also the post-episode acknowledgements are R-rated, no kids allowed.)

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At long last, here's Episode 54: A Brief History of Time, featuring a gallery of our grotiest takes, a daring new plural for 'girlboss', this journal's shady origins, and a pep talk. https://t.co/7UngU0bNe2

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Circumstances beyond our control delayed us, but you didn't think we would leave without saying goodbye, did you? Our final episode debuts TONIGHT.

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(cw: gaslighting & being rude to friends, animal death, moral quandry, bleeped swearing by way of sudden hawk noises)

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You're gonna want some reassurance from a big computer after Episode 53: 42, featuring hopefully our final quibbling over the Geneva Conventions, a neat & tidy solution to the giant panda problem, and Marco's role in the relationship. https://t.co/3iOwtq7K6Y

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New episode is finally on its way! Get ready for The Answer on Wednesday! (yes we did initially tweet the name of the wrong book, but it was an elaborate ploy, you may or may not have been bamboozled)

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Late capitalism and definitely not the increasing demands of the Andalite government upon our own has once again scuttled our usual recording schedule for this week, so once our penultimate episode is ready, we'll let you know! <3

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content warnings: nuclear bombs, bleeped swearing by way of sudden hawk noises, allusions to the holocaust, food & eating, raunchiness, mild swearing & crude language, wishing for someone's death, ableism, nihilism, racism

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Put your high heels and scary makeup on for Episode 52: The Ritual, featuring a pointed solution to talking over one another, Captain Guy Mann (who is in charge of all the stuff), and Ax's nihilistic musings about cinnamon buns. Listen here: https://t.co/cC5wyhWbgX

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It's Episode 51: The End of the Line, featuring your cool podcasters and their one (1) shared brain cell, the galaxy's worst desk jockey, what meatheaded American blockbusters and nuanced ballet anime have in common, and some serious finesse. https://t.co/LxHm7euwlP

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Our fifty-first episode premieres tomorrow once all of us are not en route to a place so far removed from human experience that merely crossing its threshold shatters the mind and contorts the soul, which is to say New Jersey.

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(cw: drug references, earworms, ableism & ableist microaggressions, bleeped swearing by way of sudden hawk noises, graphic description of medical procedures, raunchiness & discomfort with raunchiness)

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Move over Lex Luthor, it's Episode 50: Superman and the Mole Men, featuring Fake Jake And His Real Meeting, the brutal consequences of lion-taming, aliens with bad opinions spitting straight facts, and some tongue twisters you gotta be REAL careful with. https://t.co/XA99R82Fso

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The Big Five Oh arrives tomorrow! In podcast years we're ancient history, the kind you might learn about in a college class (tbh I don't know how many eps the average pandemic podcast managed to crank out). Thank you for listening thus far; fifty's gonna be a good one. :)

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(cw for 49: bleeped swearing by way of sudden hawk noises, car wreck, hopelessness, amnesia, crappy family, Homestuck, cops, guns, cannabis)

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As promised, we're serving up a double helping of Morph Report this week! Episode 48: The Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King https://t.co/aNoRlrcRkB and Episode 49: Now You See Me: The Third Act! https://t.co/n8khNfsy04

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(cw for 48: raunchiness & nsfw language, alcohol mention, incels, mass shootings, politics, pandemic, bleeped swearing by way of sudden hawk noises)

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What's up you loyal listeners! Here's our July Blooper Reel, made free this month on Patreon. Please be warned that this audio is intended for mature audiences only. https://t.co/En2ttCC6Ns

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Hey all! Our editor is a silly billy (translation from crude language) and messed up some technical stuff this week! Count on Episode 48 and Episode 49 coming out next week! In the meantime, enjoy our bloopers free this month on Patreon!
https://t.co/tu5yhpx7kz

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Journey into realms uncharted and reunite with old friends in Episode 47: Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, featuring Parker's ability to bike silently, Ax's teeny eyestalk-brains, the Z-Space Closet, and a good ol' onomatopoeiafest. https://t.co/KamkuLUbMU