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DM⁴NOTI/ ACTIVE ASF

[™️ @Morpheeek]

ADHD is procrastinating the blunt you've been thinking about smoking for 2 hours 😭🍃

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 @JoroJrn]

Do you know that the more you watch and chat on KICK, the higher your batch your badge goes up?

Insane update from KICK🤯

[FUND$ @FUNDxei]

today was my first day working at a sex shop and it turns out that working at a sex shop is the most autistic friendly job of all time because almost nobody wants you to talk to them because they're embarrassed about being in a sex shop

[Special Duty @Specialduty1]

No need to Google them out

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

i understand that my body can't digest corn or whatever. that's fine. my issue is that i fucking chewed it. how the hell is it coming out back in the shape of corn. what are they not telling US

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: On a train in Kyoto.

Very quiet, very peaceful.

Then an elderly woman gets on, carrying a bag.

Normal.

Except the bag starts moving.

Me: ...

Woman: ...

Bag: wiggles.

Me: ...

Woman: ...

Bag: wiggles harder.

Me: ...

Eventually curiosity wins.

Me: Um... excuse me...

Woman: Yes?

Me: Is something alive in there?

Woman: Yes.

Me: ...

Woman: Vegetables.

Me: What?

Woman: Very fresh.

Me: ...

She reaches into the bag, pulls out a cucumber, the cucumber moves.

Me: WHAT.

Woman: He's energetic today.

Me: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.

Turns out she'd accidentally caught a small eel while shopping at a market.

And had put it in the vegetable bag.

For an hour.

The eel had apparently accepted its fate.

Until now.

The woman seemed mildly annoyed.

The eel seemed furious.

Nobody else on the train reacted.

Which somehow made it worse.

[ibk @Dominik_ibk]

Being consistent is a superpower in a world full of distractions.

[𝐰𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐧♔ @irlywogan]

i love weed more than people cos my blunt is real while y’all fake asl.

[Jodie 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

when a man doesn't want to change he will find any woman that's ok with his lifestyle so he doesn't have to grow up. that's why these men will purposely destroy a relationship with a real woman because she sets boundaries & has standards that she stands heavy on. don't ever think you're not enough for these men. 9 times out of 10 you're just TOO MUCH for them to handle and they need a weaker woman who accepts the bare minimum.

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

Ngl…
Weed makes me 10x more creative but 100x more likely to start 7 projects and finish none😭

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

I spent 8 years at a company. Gave it the best years of my working life. Believed in the mission. Defended it to friends who asked why I stayed. Turned down offers. Skipped holidays. Answered emails on weekends. When they finally let me go the meeting was 11 minutes long. My manager read from a script. HR was on the call. My access was revoked before I had closed my laptop. 8 years. 11 minutes. I sat in my car for a long time after that. Not because I was devastated. But because I finally understood what the company had always known and I had refused to see. It was never mutual. It was never a family. It was always just business. I just wish someone had told me sooner so I could have treated it the same way.

[NaZ_Gee @Samseeyoo]

Do you let her hit the blunt while she’s sucking your dick?
Or do you make her put it down first?
Drop your rules below 👇
Stoner Life or Weed & Head

[2𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓴𝓮𝔂𝔂 @nomodeath]

Weed and music are a match made in heaven.

[Kentrell @AkadeBemsen]

I love niggas with hair 🥹they easier to drag cross the floor

[LOMA @Loma_juice]

I'm in the mood, would you like to join me.

[ⁱᵃᵐ|𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚋𝚢𝚝𝚎𒆜 @_Shadow__byte_]

Hey @grok make her wear this.

[Richkhid @Richkhid132]

How deep is the girl's vagina????

[bills @dolla_bills7]

Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrr Everrrrrrrrrrrrrr look desperate in life.

Suffer calmly
Like every greatman before you did.

[*☆A࣭࣪ꭑִׂ͓ׅ࣪ᦒ᩠ִׂ໋ׅ࣪꯱ָׂ Dυᥣᧉ᩠֗x Ⓧ🕷️ @amos_dulex]

No one treats you better than someone you don't wanna be with😭

[Emmanuelll @the_boy_ambisco]

Is it important to introduce your partner to your friends as soon as you start dating, or is that something that should happen later?

[BigShaq🦈🦅 @AgyoAmagai71576]

When your friends smoke weed without you😅