Maxfield Morris

No relation to the other Maxfield Morris.

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This crossword https://t.co/kr2QX06quw by @brookehus was a super fun NYer monday crossword and I really enjoyed the clues! 3 letters, "Gift many don't accept, for short?" great stuff.

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Can we talk about the woods? Anyone know why they're called that???

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@lilusage yeaaaahhhhh that's the idea. realized after i said it there are other answers to the ennui that aren't "force yourself to do stuff" yknow. like try new stuff, let yourself do nothing, idk.
I think any amount of time works. I've been doing 1 hour for writing, which has been lit.

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people are doing it everywhere

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A little late here, but I recently found out there's nothing wrong with this!

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Eggs are the chickens' way of talking to us. If the egg is round, the chicken is a bird. If the egg is not round, it likely is another type of chicken that is another animal.

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What do you call a flight of fishes? A plane-full-of-gill-fish-flight haha get it?? ask your doctor if you don't get it

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People are going to tell you exactly what you want to hear: that the day Lincoln was shot was all a dream, and you can go back to the way things were.

They're not the same, it wasn't a dream, wake up, it's time to go to school.

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Stop and smell the ground you're walking on every once in a while—it is likely made of concrete, wood, or dirt, the three building blocks of ground.

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@MaryGodfree You betcha! I'll fill out a form and he'll get back to me in 4-6 weeks!

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It's officially fall; not because of the weather or the time of year, but because I had my yearly dream about the Commissioner of the Seasons letting me know when the fall season has truly begun, which it has. You can all commence fall activities, now!

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This just in: Corkboards VASTLY outselling iPhone Xs in Q3 2018, according to some reports.

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@gershwin_100 yes, I'm a pioneer on the frontiers of language

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How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a respected peer asked him to?

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Social Media is great for convincing yourself your life isn't flowing down the drain one day at a time. You can send a photo to someone and think, hey, I'll have that memory forever now. Problem is, there's so much content, it's impossible to ever go through it all. Forgettable.

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Good night in Sacramento for a game of ice-tag, where you throw ice cubes at each other! #Sacramento #Ice #icetag #cooloffwithagameoficetag

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Have a great business idea: give away pieces of paper with your name and contact info on it instead of an email. This gives a rustic touch, as it is what the pioneers might have used to share their deets. #TheMoreYouKnow #PSA #businesstips #lifehacks

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It's a great day to be a human, or a kangaroo! #kangaroolifestyle #FirstTweet