sj

the whole place is a no-parking zone crater-face

[sj @MorrisSparks]

probably a few of my fav pics from the field 1. I look like a gnome and 2. It was my first thiccc snake I caught 🤷🏼‍♀️🐍 #research #wildlife

[sj @MorrisSparks]

I’m over my coworkers not watching the same movies as me. everyday I ask “have you seen ___” they say no so I proceed to summarize the movie for them😂

[sj @MorrisSparks]

idk what it is but “somebody that I used to know” just hits my soul. When it came out I had it on repeat for months my dad got annoyed…now is revived but as “Anxiety” with doechii… back on repeat 😂😂

[sj @MorrisSparks]

finally in a relationship where I’m the passenger princess 🤪

[jax @brokeurtooth]

daily affirmations:
- ass fat
- yea i know

[sj @MorrisSparks]

I work hard to stay in your books, but ya don’t read 🤷🏼‍♀️

[the little libra that could @Gaberzzzzz]

Your child is autistic but you voted for someone who wants to defund the department of education which would grant your child special learning accommodations but no yeah “Jesus is king”

[Chef Chris @ChefJags]

I’m sorry… WHAT?? 😂😂

[۟ @headnavy]

Remember when Rihanna went on SNL and we ended up getting this iconic song

[sj @MorrisSparks]

I’ve met @jonbonjovi so many times in my dreams, I’m gonna start counting those as meet and greets since idk when the real thing will ever happen 😭

[hugeasmammoth.films @hugeasmammoth_]

I love seeing drag queens actually be a full on guest star in tv shows and not just random cameos for 3 seconds.

[sj @MorrisSparks]

man some of y’all really give me confidence when hitting on me while I’m looking like a goblin

[sj @MorrisSparks]

I didn’t believe people when they’d say I enjoyed living alone, yet here I am enjoying🙂 just blasting Prince, drinking wine, having a good time ✨

[sj @MorrisSparks]

so many diff signs from the universe rn 😭

[gatsu @0xgats]

the girl of your dreams is just laying in her bed farting so bad rn

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

oh, but you guys couldn’t wear a fucking mask in the grocery store for 15 minutes

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

happy Mamma Mia! day

[culture @notgwendalupe]

7 other movie moments that haunt me:

1) the final destination 3 tanning beds matching the funeral caskets