Tom Morrisey

I am a professional romantic, but I do not write romance. Inordinately fond of high velocity, loud noises and wild places. Opinions expressed here are my own.

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@Aestheticsn1 2208

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@Aestheticsn1 Show me the money

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@ohhanxiety Tyrannosaurus Rex, because they are all dead.

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@Beno10_MFC 115

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@lady_valor_07 Well, that’s a plum, Bob.

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@Matt_Pinner Yes

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@xAviation Avian assisted takeoff.

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@Matt_Pinner Pull the plug.

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@Matt_Pinner Send me the cash.

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@lady_valor_07 It shoots across the room, never to be found again, while you try to replace a watch band.

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@ohhanxiety OMG. His luggage is on fire!

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@GrandDaughterX 😂😂😂😂😂

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@lady_valor_07 Pull the plug

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@otokyo Nora

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@theamelia__ No. I always demand to see bank balance.

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@Uber For my ride this morning, you switched drivers on me—twice—each with a wait time double that specified on the app. The route was surface streets (apparently chosen to avoid a toll plaza), and my driver passed my destination and had to find a u-turn. You made me late. Shame.

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@LibertyCappy Speed Queen

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@MarianneHolman I would skip the next 574 pages.

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@Geniustechw Abraham Lincoln.

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