Tor Arne Morskogen

Tweeter om Tottenham, fotball og politikk. Byråkrat i mellomsjiktet.

[Billingham Town FC @BillinghamTown]

CLUB UPDATE

Unfortunately, we have been forced to cancel the proposed public execution of Strawberry Phill, subject to the outcome of his trial.

The fascists in local government have apparently deemed the event “illegal, offensive and downright barbaric.” Although we consider this a complete overreaction, we must comply if football is to continue in Billingham.

Despite this setback, the trial will proceed as planned. Sentencing has been postponed until we can devise another suitably evil punishment that upsets fewer people.

In the meantime, Strawberry Phill remains in club custody until further notice.

Tomorrow night’s half-time entertainment will now revert to the Crossbar Challenge.

We apologise for any inconvenience caused.

#UTT

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

Well done, this is the only way to stop standards dropping. Fans will be ordering organic cheese on their burgers next and this type of nonsense has no place in modern football

[Billie @Billie_T]

Most embarrassing Tudor performance in Spain since the counter Armada in 1589

[Mike Pence @Mike_Pence]

Mr. President, Ukraine did not “start” this war. Russia launched an unprovoked and brutal invasion claiming hundreds of thousands of lives. The Road to Peace must be built on the Truth.🇺🇸🇺🇦

“Russia Invades Ukraine in Largest European Attack Since WWII” @FoxNews (February 24, 2022) https://t.co/ra8R9PI9oj

[Maksym Borodin @adnashmyash]

This is even more prophetic than The Simpsons.
Time passes, but Russian imperialist tactics still the same from USSR time.

[Northern_Sentry @Northern_Sentry]

Med tanke på responsen virker dette å være en korrekt avgjørelse.

[Special Kherson Cat 🐈🇺🇦 @bayraktar_1love]

A prankster sent a letter to schools in the Voronezh region of Russia under the guise of a demand from the ruling 'United Russia' party to make and wear tinfoil hats to protect against NATO satellite radiation.

7 schools complied with the demand, 2 of them involved children in creating the tinfoil hats.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

It's all just noise guys. It's certainly been a favorable trend for Trump over the past few weeks. But if you're crosstab-diving or early-vote vibing or trying to dissect some individual poll with a small sample size, you're just doing astrology.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

The 7 stages of “escalation management”

1 We condemn this
2 We condemn this strongly
3 We strongly condemn this with concern
4 We are very concerned & condemn this
5 There will be consequences
6 “For as long as it takes”
7 It is important not to escalate the situation

Repeat

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

OTD in 2000 the Kursk submarine sank. I am still losing submarines and I am still losing Kursks.

I remain a master strategist.

[Tor Arne Morskogen @Morskogen]

@EivindVP Bra!

[Tor Arne Morskogen @Morskogen]

@JayinKyiv I was wrong. The T-62M has similar external armour on the turret.

[Tor Arne Morskogen @Morskogen]

@JayinKyiv Is that a T-55M???

[Tor Arne Morskogen @Morskogen]

@ChrisGBurns @JayinKyiv The armour on the turret seem very 55M to me. Never seen a 62 with that armour(i could be wrong though)

[Tor Arne Morskogen @Morskogen]

@NRKPalHansen Litt usikker. Her kaller vi det mandag.

[Michael McFaul @McFaul]

To those criticizing Bidens #SOTU2024 speech for being too divisive, can you post excerpts from Trump speeches that called for cooperation with Democrats. I don’t remember them. But I’m ready to be reminded.

[Tor Arne Morskogen @Morskogen]

@NOELreports What the actual f&@k 🤡🤡🤡