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Someone having to pull up to your desk and take over the keyboard prob the most emasculating thing of all time

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Knuckles it has been a good run. Thank your time and hope you kill it in Houston. Next Man up.

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Swear they were taking brain samples the way they were doing Covid tests

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Would love to see some more Catholics in these Epstein files

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Brad Pitt’ll make a good cig

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@diordemon123

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Scones in the basket so special

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Just lifted so hard I’m off my power point formatting game. Missing my usual precision

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

CADE CUNNINGHAM CLUTCH. 🥶

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Announcers on SNF just called the most bias bs game I have ever heard in my life. Take that bird dick out of ur mouth and just watch some ball

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Just realized there is a decent chance my teams across all sports will never be better than they r right now. Remember to smell the roses everybody

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Goat cheese is the goat cheese

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If I see another post about Micah parsons being the real lion or JJ McCarthys intangibles I’m going to kill myself #sonicandknuckles

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As a Jew taking a shit as healthy as the shit I just took, man what a feeling

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@diordemon123 The bitter sweet feeling one of Joseph Swanson, CFA’s tweets pop

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Good looks

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Scottie don’t ruin this

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Idk if I have watching another fleetwood collapse in me