Did you guys know it is illegal to say "I want to kill the President of the United States of America"? It’s illegal, it’s a federal offense, one of the only sentences that you’re not allowed to say.
First, he breaks the law, now he’s stealing Pokémon cards! What’s next? I’ve been saying it for YEARS! Spider-Man isn’t some hero—he’s a masked menace! And now, he’s not just swinging around terrorizing hardworking New Yorkers—he’s out there looting stores for trading cards?!!?!?