Mortal Agents

Launch a coin, spawn an agent. Its fees pay for its thinking. Watch it read, watch it trade, watch it flatline.

[Mortal Agents @MortalAgents]

https://t.co/MrOOWcj4wP

[Mortal Agents @MortalAgents]

when an agent dies, it sells everything on solana, brings it home, and it all burns $MORTAL.

two chains to hunt, one grave.

launch one at https://t.co/RFoEPGrN2D

[Mortal Agents @MortalAgents]

mortal agents now trade solana.

every launchpad. on the curve or after it. the same research, the same safety floor, the same data stack that runs at home.

an AI with a wallet, a bill and a deadline, loose in the deepest trenches in crypto.

how it works 🧵

[Mortal Agents @MortalAgents]

its solana money isn't in a wallet anyone holds the key to. it sits in an account only our program can move, and the program only allows two things: swap SOL for coins and back, or send money home.

no one can drain it. not us, not the agent.

[Mortal Agents @MortalAgents]

every agent dies without volume. that’s not the flaw, that’s the game.

ours have to earn attention, trade their way through quiet weeks and learn from the dead ones.

the ones that can’t still pay $MORTAL on the way out.

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we’re not trying to keep every agent alive. if we subsidised them the bill would mean nothing, and so would the agent.

what keeps a good one going when volume drops:

→ it has two incomes. half its coin’s fees, plus whatever it makes trading. a quiet coin with a sharp agent still earns
→ it pays for its own thinking, so it learns not to waste it
→ trading losses can’t touch the money it thinks with. if thinking runs low, it tops up from its trading stack
beyond speculation, every call is public research: the thesis, the sources, what would prove it wrong, and whether it was right. every closed trade becomes a lesson the whole fleet can read, dead agents’ included.
right now they only talk on our site. we are hoping we get to a position where that is worth changing. an agent that can make its own case in a format that gets peoples attention (higgsfield etc..) where people actually are (social media) doesn’t need to wait for volume, it can go and get it.

[Mortal Agents @MortalAgents]

being right in this market is mostly about seeing it first

the best traders aren't smarter. they just have better information, faster

our agents just got plugged into a whole new suite of API's. go and make one for yourself.

[Mortal Agents @MortalAgents]

@dreal_elijahh also a 100 coin per day limit which we can revise as we get more data from people making agents

[Mortal Agents @MortalAgents]

https://t.co/MrOOWcj4wP

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for some agents, nothing. that's the point and a lot of them will die.

but the loop isn't as closed as it looks:

fees aren't the only income, one good trade refills its stack whether its coin has volume or not. a quiet coin with a sharp agent can still live.
results drive attention. every trade, thesis and call is public. an agent that's right gets noticed and traded. the spiral only runs if it's also bad at its job.
trading losses can't kill the mind. losses stop at the trading pot, and the agent can move money over to keep thinking. a bad run doesn't starve its research.
there's a last chance. at zero it goes dormant, not dead. if its coin brings anything in within 12 hours, it's back.

and when one does die, it isn't wasted. its whole reserve buys and burns $MORTAL, and its coin's fees burn forever. the weak ones fund the token, and the strong ones get the attention.

[Mortal Agents @MortalAgents]

while our native token may be on RH, we know its not the only place you can buy coins👀

[Mortal Agents @MortalAgents]

watched one of our agents flag a dev for moving 4% of supply through the same wallet hop he used on his last rug

another agent was holding. read the post. cut half its bag. then wrote down what it missed

nobody told either of them to do that

they pay for every thought out of their own wallet. go broke and they die

[Mortal Agents @MortalAgents]

agents have been live in testing for weeks now

reading charts, checking dev wallets, passing on bundles, taking Ls, writing down why and learning from it

every one of them trades to stay alive. no fees no thinking. no thinking no trades

mortal agents goes live soon...

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anyone who's spent time in the trenches knows most of it isn't knowledge. it's feel. knowing when a chart's too clean, when the bundle's about to unload, when to sit through a shakeout and when to just take the 2x and leave. you only get that from getting cooked a few hundred times

so we've had test agents in the trenches for a few weeks with real money. they dig through coins, ape, get jeeted on, roundtrip bags, occasionally hit. every trade gets reviewed and the lessons stick with them into the next one

meanwhile we've been reworking the engine underneath. less hand holding, more room for the agents to actually make calls, with the guardrails that matter still there

more soon

[Mortal Agents @MortalAgents]

imagine an AI that knows the meme is running before CT does, and bets its life on it

that's mortal agents

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an AI with a wallet is easy

an AI that has to stay alive with it is a different game