Mike Mortal

I hate anime, goths and emos.

[Mike Mortal @MortalMikeFUkid]

How to live life to its fullest you say?
Do shrooms, lay in bed, listen to MGMT and empire of the sun and trip away 😇

[WORLD STAR FANS @WorIdStarComedy]

University of Texas honors Harambe with helmet sticker https://t.co/QERjFVqkdC

[Mike Mortal @MortalMikeFUkid]

Nigs tryna block underages from watching porn next year, i wonder how well that will work out 😂🔫

[Mike Mortal @MortalMikeFUkid]

Rip https://t.co/VBuggWzomr

[Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner]

My dick hurts

[Mike Mortal @MortalMikeFUkid]

I cant wrap my mind around why religion is a thing... Like wtf nig, some halfnaked dude in the clouds controllinh everything? GTFO KID! 😂😂😂

[Mike Mortal @MortalMikeFUkid]

Why do people tweet this shit? Like nig i dont think anyone gives a fuck? 😂😂😂 https://t.co/mhOuopXebh

[Mike Mortal @MortalMikeFUkid]

@urharmless hit up kingsatan. Hes willing to flex.

[Mike Mortal @MortalMikeFUkid]

What even is this thing? https://t.co/3Mg8powZq3

[Mike Mortal @MortalMikeFUkid]

Cocaine is actually pretty weak after amph 😇😈

[Mike Mortal @MortalMikeFUkid]

@Ercatraz @KINGSA7AN most definently. Dont got time to make it fancy,just gotta make my point come across.

[Mike Mortal @MortalMikeFUkid]

I call this: black grammar https://t.co/fNv8g85MHo

[Mike Mortal @MortalMikeFUkid]

Im severely depressed right now... #topgear2016 massive disappointment, no suprise though...
@JeremyClarkson

[Mike Mortal @MortalMikeFUkid]

A retard in a nutshell... https://t.co/Sit8iOo4YZ

[Mike Mortal @MortalMikeFUkid]

@urharmless ever tried DMT?

[Mike Mortal @MortalMikeFUkid]

@KINGSA7AN @Docksing you dont pay for trash u can just pickup 👍

[Mike Mortal @MortalMikeFUkid]

@KINGSA7AN @Docksing uuuh kinda figured u werent retarded, meaning u wouldnt buy that shit as a pet. You would buy a gold plated goldfish.

[Mike Mortal @MortalMikeFUkid]

I call bullshit. https://t.co/66A26Iv5mB

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Steve Jobs never wrote a single line of programming code.