MortalHydra 🏳️‍⚧️

She/Her
Professional Girl-Failure/Half-baked Author/Starving Artist and the world's second worst game designer

[MortalHydra 🏳️‍⚧️ @Mortalhydra]

My car has a leak in the trunk that I just have not been able to find.
So clearly the solution is lying in my car during a rain shower looking up at the top of the trunk from the inside waiting for water to drip on me

[MortalHydra 🏳️‍⚧️ @Mortalhydra]

@RuffyGirlRazein You absolutely are :3
Love you too ♥️

[MortalHydra 🏳️‍⚧️ @Mortalhydra]

Some of this is too relatable, wtf

[MortalHydra 🏳️‍⚧️ @Mortalhydra]

@KelByronAuthor O-O

[MortalHydra 🏳️‍⚧️ @Mortalhydra]

@RuffyGirlRazein Glad you were okay!!

[MortalHydra 🏳️‍⚧️ @Mortalhydra]

@RuffyGirlRazein You were stunning as always ♥️

[MortalHydra 🏳️‍⚧️ @Mortalhydra]

@RuffyGirlRazein 9/10 docked a point for not using the hounskull :P
<3

[MortalHydra 🏳️‍⚧️ @Mortalhydra]

@RuffyGirlRazein Gorgeous <3

[MortalHydra 🏳️‍⚧️ @Mortalhydra]

Still absolutely insane that I somehow fumbled my way into dating her ;-;
She's so fucking cool like wtf?

[MortalHydra 🏳️‍⚧️ @Mortalhydra]

Have a date with a really cute witchy girl, maybe life isn't all bad lol

[MortalHydra 🏳️‍⚧️ @Mortalhydra]

Chat am I cooked?

Wtf were some of these questions lol

[🩵🌸 Autumn 🌸🩵 @foxgirlfrot]

team this isn’t that bad right?

[MortalHydra 🏳️‍⚧️ @Mortalhydra]

@Willowfoxxo Classic answer, but timing.
I really wish I'd started sooner ^^;

[MortalHydra 🏳️‍⚧️ @Mortalhydra]

@FEMSOFTWARE Squiiishy

[MortalHydra 🏳️‍⚧️ @Mortalhydra]

Finally: Mothman!!

[MortalHydra 🏳️‍⚧️ @Mortalhydra]

Number 3!

[MortalHydra 🏳️‍⚧️ @Mortalhydra]

First and second tattoo down, 2 to go ^^

[MortalHydra 🏳️‍⚧️ @Mortalhydra]

@estratgen Enjoy girl! ^^

[MortalHydra 🏳️‍⚧️ @Mortalhydra]

My girlfriend is way too fucking cute like wtf?
I'm out here bouncing off the walls cause I can't wait to see her again

[MortalHydra 🏳️‍⚧️ @Mortalhydra]

This makes me sound way cooler than I am lmao
Had Sex:✅
Faked ID:✅
Had a bf/gf:✅
Gotten high: ✅
Had alcohol:✅
Failed a class: ✅
Gone to the club:✅
Smoked/vaped: ✅
Kissed someone: ✅
Gotten detention: ✅
Kicked from class: ✅
Cheated on a test: ✅
Snuck out of the house✅

[rat called nell 🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @estratgen]

had sex: ✅
faked id: ✅
had a bf/gf: ✅
gotten high: ✅
had alcohol: ✅
failed a class: ✅
gone to the club: ✅
smoked/vaped: ✅
kissed someone: ✅
gotten detention: ✅
kicked from class: ✅
cheated on a test: ✅
snuck out the house: ✅

fuck

[MortalHydra 🏳️‍⚧️ @Mortalhydra]

Another day of clocking in at the bad example factory
Just a day in the life of a professional girl-failure

[MortalHydra 🏳️‍⚧️ @Mortalhydra]

@RuffyGirlRazein ... Nice