Dan

I apologize in advance. he/they

[Dan @Mortdestro]

Henry Cavill builds 1 PC and he's "sexy." I build 3 PCs and somehow I'm "clearly not Henry Cavill, please leave before I call security."

[Dan @Mortdestro]

I do hope to see some of you in other spaces

[Dan @Mortdestro]

I think I have to quit Twitter again. Not even because of elno. I just think I've grown to appreciate earnestness, hope, and appreciation, especially as things get worse, and Twitter has always been a hotbed of irony, outrage, and despair. I hope I can stay away.✌️

[Dan @Mortdestro]

@NanoPierogi https://t.co/dTmamgRKUO

[the Cagle Cats @CagleCats]

He fits perfectly it's fine!!

[Dan @Mortdestro]

@DashMaker_ 💜 Looks great!

[Dan @Mortdestro]

It's kind of cute that we on the left think we're immune to the allure of simple narratives

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

There is only one person who can voice Rick now that Justin Roiland is out. That's right. Maya Rudolph.

[Sarah Solomon @sarahsolfails]

Hugh Laurie is a gift

[Dan @Mortdestro]

@Trask899 🙋

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
https://t.co/6EdVr8Kf88

[Dan @Mortdestro]

@PhilosophyTube A. The lives of people who will be impacted by climate change are more important than my revenge fantasies

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

Joss has articulated something this coffee company has been struggling with--how suffering and injustice become abstract issues to those not directly proximal to the suffering, which makes injustice feel distant rather than a critical emergency requiring immediate intervention.

[zckry @ZAC__IMPACT]

This one and this one alone

[Dan @Mortdestro]

Algorithmic trending topics having a normal one

[Dan @Mortdestro]

Do you plant mushrooms or do you fungus them?

[Dan @Mortdestro]

You think you have problems? I'm a millennial with an avocado allergy

[Dan @Mortdestro]

Might fuck around and post drafts

[Dan @Mortdestro]

Twitter ending might be just the thing for my Twitter addiction

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

Today is my last day as a sock company. I have enjoyed being a sock company, but tomorrow morning, I will evolve into my final form.

Anyway, get our socks. They are great socks, and 100% of the profit goes to fight maternal and child mortality. https://t.co/vewAAq57Sl

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

Maybe there is a lesson for all of us in this, which is that godking dictators might be bad for countries AND corporations.