Morticulture

🥀 𝕲𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝕱𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖗𝖘, 𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝕳𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 🖤
Goth Gardening & lifestyle for the pretty but deadly, shop run by @pastmortems Instagram @morticult

[Morticulture @Morticult]

Do you have green fingers and a black heart? 🖤 Are you interested in poisonous plants and predatory carnivores? Was 'Little Shop of Horrors' one of your favourite films? Do you like your flowers like your coffee and your magic: BLACK? Then join the #morticult 🥀

[Morticulture @Morticult]

I absolutely love these covers too. They usually have l stunning red & white striped roses on them, like Rosa 'Scentimental' or 'Henri Matisse' 🌹

[Carla Valentine @PastMortems]

In Farleigh Castle, Somerset, I saw this cottage and it reminded me of 'By the Pricking of my Thumbs' by @agathachristie. Tuppence sees a painting of a beautiful cottage then tries to find it in real life, and I pictured it *just* like this! What do you think @TinaWalksLondon 😍

[Carla Valentine @PastMortems]

Purchase this beautiful red version of my @agathachristie & forensics book via my 'Morticulture' shop @Morticult. It's the US version, the red is perfect for Valentine's Day, and this picture confirms it. Comes with freebies 🔎❤️🔪 Ltd edition
https://t.co/TrxF9Eee85

[Morticulture @Morticult]

@authorkkhavari Would LOVE this book, and freebies! Maybe we can do an exchange?! 😉 My books...poison, blood, autopsies - the lot!

[Morticulture @Morticult]

What's more romantic, poison or decomposition? You get to choose from either as I have TWO Valentines Day cards in the shop and they come with little red chocolate hearts from @divinechocolate, stickers and postcards. Don't miss out!
https://t.co/SYDyc3B4vc

[Morticulture @Morticult]

'Rare fungus that smells of rotting flesh found in garden of Agatha Christie's holiday home' LOVE IT! (photos: Dick Makin) @agathachristie
https://t.co/0L50PmP9Pg

[Morticulture @Morticult]

From my shop - severed hand pins with a Thing Addams vibe. I'm obviously LOVING #wednesdaynetflix because Miss Thornhill is a goth gardener 🥀
*SHOP OPEN* Please check it out online and Instagram 🖤

[Carla Valentine @PastMortems]

I'm selling these glittery severed hand pins in my @Morticult shop! Only £8.99. They have such a "Thing Addams" vibe. Have you watched #wednesdaynetflix ? I'm loving it but not finished so no spoilers 🤫 Also selling goth gardening stuff! 🥀
https://t.co/izUSkdnzwv

[Carla Valentine @PastMortems]

This book is right up my street! The topic is fabulous and the cover is gorgeous. During lockdown I started a goth gardening business called "Morticulture" @Morticult which specialises in poisonous plants and black flowers. My dream is to move to the country and resurrect it 🥀

[MortMic Podcast @MortMicPodcast]

Go green 🌱
- Red
#deathcare #deathmemes

[Morticulture @Morticult]

It's mid-Jan and I'm coming out of hibernation for a while to sell some Valentine stock. Find these Valloween cards on my site - inside the first "you intoxicate me", inside the second "rot with me" https://t.co/dYrTW9f2xT

[Morticulture @Morticult]

Become a plant detective in this occult botany shop puzzle game next week - play free demo of 'Strange Horticulture' now 🥀 https://t.co/wLjw7aOkKI

[Agatha Christie @agathachristie]

🔍Did you know? Agatha Christie gave Poirot a 'Murder Bag' eight years before Sir Bernard Spilsbury came up with this required kit for investigators... Find out more about Agatha Christie's criminalist expertise from @PastMortems https://t.co/ACK1VwUhOe #MurderIsntEasy

[Carla Valentine @PastMortems]

Amazing! And you've got one of my @Morticult plant pots! I hope you enjoy 🖤💚🖤

[Lorraine Evans 💀 @MortePhoto]

Has just made her first Halloween purchase. Too early?

https://t.co/gFuzFYqijB

[Morticulture @Morticult]

FLASH SALE! These 'Green Fingers, Black Nails' "goth gardener" severed hand pins are only £5.99 until the end of tomorrow as I need to make space for new merch. Order now, not many left!
https://t.co/D5esMRWc78

[Morticulture @Morticult]

It's a perfect combination isn't it?! Thanks so much for the pic xx

[Carla Valentine @PastMortems]

Some 'death experts' out there are all about making money and don't have legitimate expertise or experience..... Great post about the "mushroom burial shroud" which doesn't work, but is still being sold and promoted. (via The Modern Mortician) 🍄☠️🍄
https://t.co/GWizcPMSRr

[Morticulture @Morticult]

"Dead Man's Fingers" is a fungus called Xylaria polymorpha. It's saprotrophic which means it only invades/eats dead things, so it's kind of like an undertaker of the plant world, with an apt nickname.
#death #gardening #morticulture #horticulture #deadmansfingers

[Morticulture @Morticult]

'The Green Witch' & 'The Witch's Book of Self-Care' by A. Murphy-Hiscock. Purchase both as a bundle you'll receive my Green Witch Crystal Trio FREE! This includes tree agate, moss agate and prasiolite quartz (which is green amethyst) in a black organza bag
https://t.co/6hq9vHQZ4n

[Morticulture @Morticult]

And henbane is available in my shop! 🥀☠️
https://t.co/dYrTW9f2xT

[Icy Sedgwick @IcySedgwick]

In Germany, henbane was believed to attract rain and produce sterility in land and livestock #FolkloreThursday [img by me]

[Morticulture @Morticult]

It was @agathachristie who inspired me to start gardening, and start this business 🥀☠️ She loved gardening and - of course - used lots of poison in her books. There's also an Agatha Christie 'Potent Plants'garden at @TorreAbbey in Torquay that was so interesting!

[Carla Valentine @PastMortems]

🎉 I'm so excited to reveal the cover of my book 'Murder Isn't Easy: The Forensics of Agatha Christie'. Pre-order now from the links in my Linktree, in bio ⤴️. On Instagram (@)carlavalentineuk I'm running a competition to win a signed copy of the book & tickets to the launch