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10lbs gone thanks to garcinia, try it for free http://t.co/zsZ43X9kkT

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Oh noooooo! :( "@SPGiraffe: Jon Sprague Departing Steam Powered Giraffe http://t.co/04Bsfvin"

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"Now I know when I tell you 'bring me all your bacon' you hear 'bring me a lot of bacon'... @ Studio Diner http://t.co/UNP2b3E5

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TENACIOUS D!!! http://t.co/CPL7MmpV

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Sorta regretted taking the day off... Now I don't. @ Skydive San Diego http://t.co/2TQmxF9w

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Whattup @gheresi !!! @ In-N-Out Burger http://t.co/JA5ODmxL

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If I could only eat one thing for the rest of my life, it would be this... @ Sandwich Emporium http://t.co/jwcwekCe

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Fireworks. Seaworld. Gnarly. @linagrano @ SeaWorld Marina http://t.co/51vJkjRG

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Happy 4th! @ Hodad's http://t.co/nX36JjfA

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Sunset at 20,000 feet. http://t.co/XXEnyJfA

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Put your hands in the air like ya just don't care! @ Chicago O'Hare International Airport (ORD) http://t.co/Dac3HpWp

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6.5 million LinkedIn passwords leaked http://t.co/BuX8XwRd

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Yogurtland. Mmmmmmmlaaaaghhhhbrllll http://t.co/cZeKHHII

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Rize of the Fenix on vinyl just came in. Yesssssss! http://t.co/0ouehzIQ

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Fixed: http://t.co/pNiFJaIP

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Lost a good friend today... Almost as fast as I found him. I rescued him then he trotted right home. http://t.co/M9c59ZO8

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Latest haul. I love how the Black Flag vinyl looks like marble. http://t.co/ghkqdcDq

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New high score on the punching game thing. Go big or go home. http://t.co/SXXWQbZO

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Not everyone can pull off class and sophistication in an elevator. @ Tepyac Elevator East http://t.co/fUUO5yxi

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Roar! http://t.co/Q1chpF8T