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@JFlashGordonMMA @vitalyzdtv If the predator thinks you won the Pimblett fight you gonna give him a 10 second headstart?

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@DerekBrunson Bro went from looking like prime maven to looking like that one picture of David Goggins when he was drinking hella milkshakes

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@RiddlesMK Rest up Riddles! Hope you get well soon boss ❤️‍🩹

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@JonnyBones If you agree with mma Joey you’re either fat or the devil

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@DovySimuMMA 10 Francis Ngannous

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@MMAJOEYC Hitler is less reprehensible than you

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@iliathegoat7 Congratulations you have successfully seen only one of his fights.

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@whitesocksclips Who actually fucking cares what a bitchless chud who genuinely doesn’t work out because “it hurts” thinks about anything

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@DramaAlert A woman is behind this gay shit

[Elisha Long @ElishaDLong]

Retard > King
Killer > Warrior
Psycho > Magician
Pervert > Lover

4 Archetypes inside every man the world tries to bury

Our favorite anti heroes and villains are all these things and yet it's the first thing we give up to play safe

Tony Montana
Tyler Durden
Heath Ledger Joker

The Four Dark Horses. They must be stabled and fed. When they die you will be depressed.

Retardmaxx

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@SpinninBackfist He’s a good man. He just made a bad decision.

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@DissidentWire

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@UNmgdv

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@PKAClips Hope that goober is alright

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@TheMindOfHY When you wear a clown’s make up don’t get mad when people laugh at you

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.

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@Home_of_Fight

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@NoMercyMMA5 When bro is on screen

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Beast

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@HappyPunch @arielhelwani Calling Jiri a fake samurai is a recipe for the mma gods to stage a legendary title run comeback